http://http://www.deadspin.com/sports/youtube/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day-176349.php

I am just glad he learned his lesson.

Edit: blah must have had a typo.

You seem to have forgotten something.

You seem to have forgotten something.

Yeah, i thought so too. I just clicked the quote button, and got it that way.

Pretty weird. I like how his dad was pissed at the reporter guy, because his son is teh ghey.

Dude, you suck at posting links. (http://www.deadspin.com/sports/youtube/the-most-brilliant-thing-youll-see-all-day-176349.php)

But this is worth seeing.

Wow.

"What if I told you we have video of you performing a sexual act?"

"You just reached out and grabbed yourself and started having sex."

"If you were a parent, wouldn't you be afraid of a guy like you?"

"Apparently masturbating insdie the library didn't break any rules."

"While Cooper's anti-social beahvior should be a conern to all parents, the unemployed porn user has his own folks to deal with now.
You live with your parents?"

"Threatening behavior at the computer iside your neighborhood library and at the cooper residence

"I am a combat vet and if you want me to bring my god damned war to you you sone of a bitch I will and you won't fucking like it!"

Fucking priceless.

Oh, and as pathetic, wrong, and sad as his act was- whoever put that piece together is a complete prick and a true example of media slime. They could've done that piece without ruining his already fucked up life and pissing all over his family. It would be one thing if this guy had actually done something to someone, but consideirng the offense I find the expose vile and unnecessary- I wonder if he can sue?

HAHA! The phantom masturbator's myspace page! (http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=17147524)

And the reporter's own blog. (http://www.wkyc.com/weblog/carlmonday/2006/05/perverts-paradise.html)

What a fucking shemozzle.

While I wouldn't want that sleazy dork teaching my son IT skills, I do feel sorry for him. Only an untermensch would do something like that.

As for the media, their contrived self-righteous scumminess is plain to see.

I posted this to Mr. Monday's blog though he screens the posts so I doubt I'll get through.


I sincerely hope that the elder Mr. Cooper has grounds to sue you for this piece of gutter reporting. It is one thing to humiliate a public masturbator- haha good times! It is another matter entirely to put his family on camera and play the part of the righteous public servant then lay on the smug when you get the violence you rightly deserve.

Go take pictures of Paris Hilton, I think it would be a better use of your skills.

Why did they make a report about that?

Sure, it's fucking weird but couldn't they have just said 'mate, if you want a wank, go to the toilets and crack one off there'.
They didn't really need to make a whole expose about it, and they certainly didn't have to drag his family into it.
The reporter needs to find some real stories and stop scraping the bottom of the barrel.





*fap fap fap fap fap

Two things:

1. Someone explain the moral superority of reporters who show video a masturbating individual while trying to pass it off as news.

2. The Library should have enough brains not to put the pornographs across from the kiddies section.

"this will change the way you see humanity"

only if your uptight, christian beliefs allow you to make believe that ordinary people don't masterbate or look at porn.

On the other hand, Brutus better go and take that sweatshirt back. Oh maybe not, its probably got cum on it. Better burn it to be safe.