I actually bought one of those and took a series of pictures detailing the "day I spent with Steven Seagal('s energy drink)".

Please tell me you posted those somewhere.

all i wanna know is how you managed to drink from that can while seeing that fatass' face on the can the entire time.
That's the gag for the bit; I never actually opened the can. In fact, I left it at my dojo as a gag gift for my instructor.

DA: not yet.

DA: not yet.

I'm patient.

You're an idiot then.
This seems to be your kneejerk response.

Please post one single quote where I claim to be particularly badass, please.
You never came out and said it, you just implied it by your statement:

...to train with lesser fighters whom I dont know, when I can train with far better fighters that I do know in real life...
I understand. You can't be bothered to train with people outside your dojo.

I have a right to be, when comparing what I do to MAP meets and most of the throwdown vids I would come off as godly
Oh wait, what does that sound like? How do bragadoccio?

If you want to see my training, come to my school and I'll be glad to give you an intro lesson...
Modest much?


and yes, I'm kinda enjoying pissing so many people off at once.
Congratulations, you're a troll.

you know, you dont punch in bjj. which is a fairly huge restriction in itself. seems odd to bag out one art for having gaping holes when so does the one you are using as an example

i think both camps are pussies. thats right, anyone who punches, kicks, or grapples is a bitch. aikido is undefendable against.

BJJ's gaping hole: "No striking. Go strike somewhere else. We encourage it."

What is the other style I mentioned? Oh, right. It wasn't the techniques that were bad, it's the way they were trained. You lose. Thanks for playing.

Just testing my new sig graphic.

Nice...

They don't like me at the other place.

OK, some of them do, some don't.

I all ready have nutriders.

I all ready have nutriders.

Have you run into that Traditional TKD guy yet? Theres a group of them that run their mouths about anything that differs from what choi did is blasphemy and not "teh real tkd"

BJJ's gaping hole: "No striking. Go strike somewhere else. We encourage it."

What is the other style I mentioned? Oh, right. It wasn't the techniques that were bad, it's the way they were trained. You lose. Thanks for playing.


Depending on where you train, there may or may not be striking. Most pure BJJ school focus on teaching pure grappling, but allowing ground and pound and striking to take place during open mat.

I personally work striking into my ground game once or twice a week.

Have you run into that Traditional TKD guy yet? Theres a group of them that run their mouths about anything that differs from what choi did is blasphemy and not "teh real tkd"

Yup.

That place is an Odokwan heaven.

Ders you got nutriders already. Can I be your arch nemisis?

Ders you got nutriders already. Can I be your arch nemisis?

You mean you're not all ready?

You mean you're not all ready?


It was unofficial till now.....:ninjadanc

It was unofficial till now.....:ninjadanc

I mean...you're a ninja...that makes you evil, right?

As a Buddhist catechumen, doesn't that make us...like inattely enemies?

Like, I have to end your reign of evil or something?

I mean...you're a ninja...that makes you evil, right?

As a Buddhist catechumen, doesn't that make us...like inattely enemies?

Like, I have to end your reign of evil or something?

Well. Iga Ryu Ninjas practced a Mikkyo (esoteric) Buddishm. I guess it can be evil. I am a 3v1L N1nJ4. So game on....