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MaverickZ
5/05/2006 7:54am,
I would like to congratulate our Bullies across the pond for finally making good on their repayment to the US. You may now proceed to get haughty and snooty again.

http://money.guardian.co.uk/news_/story/0,,1768039,00.html

*takes tongue out of cheek*

BoardHitBack
5/05/2006 8:31am,
. You may now proceed to get haughty and snooty again.

Excuse me, old chap, but one has a question. What made you think that we had ever stopped being haughty and snooty?

MaverickZ
5/05/2006 8:33am,
Excuse me, old chap, but one has a question. What made you think that we had ever stopped being haughty and snooty?

touche

Draven
5/05/2006 8:42am,
And also congratulations on Rooney getting injured just before the world cup now it looks like you´re gonna have to wait another 50 years to win it hahaha

BoardHitBack
5/05/2006 8:45am,
Yes, well, one would imagine one would be quite upset about the fortunes of the common game if one acutally cared. Right now one has a polo match to attend.

Rhamma
5/05/2006 8:46am,
I may be wrong, but I think that this makes the UK and Finnland the only countries that have paid off their WWII debt to the US.

No wonder everyone hates us. Everyone always hates the people they owe money to.

DAYoung
5/05/2006 8:48am,
We owe the US nothing. Except for our television programs. And they're bad.

MaverickZ
5/05/2006 8:54am,
We owe the US nothing. Except for our television programs. And they're bad.

you brought us Crocodile Dundee, so you be quiet!

BoardHitBack
5/05/2006 8:54am,
See- the merchant of venice.

Goddamn bankers.

(Thanks for root beer :usa2: + abe + jefferson they rocked and the vast majority of their ideas about democracy still do don't forget them guys:usa2: )

Rhamma
5/05/2006 8:54am,
We owe the US nothing. Except for our television programs. And they're bad.

But you don't hate us. You LOVE us! Come on admit it. You love America don't you?:gwbdance:

DAYoung
5/05/2006 9:08am,
you brought us Crocodile Dundee, so you be quiet!


I accept no responsibility for Crocodile Dundee. The actress was American, and most Australians have no kinship with that outback fantasy whatsoever. I will take responsibility for Mel Gibson, however, even though he was born in America. I suspect he was bitten by one of our many dangerous insects, and the poison has eaten most of his brain.


But you don't hate us. You LOVE us! Come on admit it. You love America don't you?

Let's say 'respect' instead of love. Some good things courtesy of the United States:

*Music (courtesy of Black America)
*The arts (film, theatre, visual art, including The Simpsons)
*Academia (some excellent thinkers and writers)
*National pride (you guys do blind patriotism very well)
*Bill of rights (even though rights theory is dopey)

Any more suggestions?

Rhamma
5/05/2006 9:14am,
I accept no responsibility for Crocodile Dundee. The actress was American, and most Australians have no kinship with that outback fantasy whatsoever. I will take responsibility for Mel Gibson, however, even though he was born in America. I suspect he was bitten by one of our many dangerous insects, and the poison has eaten most of his brain.



Let's say 'respect' instead of love. Some good things courtesy of the United States:

*Music (courtesy of Black America)
*The arts (film, theatre, visual art, including The Simpsons)
*Academia (some excellent thinkers and writers)
*National pride (you guys do blind patriotism very well)
*Bill of rights (even though rights theory is dopey)

Any more suggestions?
Pizza, no wait that was Italians
Television, no wait that was the French
Tacos, crap! no that was the Mexicans
Air Planes!!! yes! yes! Kitty Fucking Hawk!!!!

WE ROCK!!!

USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!
USA!USA!USA!USA!USA!

DAYoung
5/05/2006 9:15am,
And they say Americans can't understand irony.

Rhamma
5/05/2006 9:18am,
And they say Americans can't understand irony.
huh? Irony? I don't understand.

MaverickZ
5/05/2006 9:19am,
hey, you don't have to accept responsibility for Paul Hogan. that's not how it works. you think i wanna accept responsibility for Bush? yet.. i still get blaimed. gotta take the good with the bad. mate.

MaverickZ
5/05/2006 9:20am,
Rhamma, i think he meant ironing. you know those crazy aussies spell like the crazy brits.
http://www.betterlifestyleproducts.com/images/ironing-center.jpg