This **** is amazing. Man kidnapped by aliens, taught their secret fighting arts, and now returned to earth to spread the joy? Sign me up!

"Unlike Earth-based martial art systems, Grand Celestial Do doesn't focus essentially on its punches, kicks, throws, and outward techniques. Most of the Grand Celestial Do's strikes and throws are very basic and not complex and resemble those found in Earth-based styles. They are extremely direct and to the point. When Grand Celestial Do can give you the strength of ten elephants, there is no need for complex techniques. The power comes from the hidden secret of the cosmos- Photonic Energy."

"The energy can also increase their hormonal output and speed their bodies healing mechanisms. The end result is UNIMAGINABLE HUMAN STRENGTH."

Is he enlightened? Is he another Charles Manson?
I wanna know!

I wish I could do a Marahic shield

http://cosmicfighting.741.com/shield.jpg

And for the record, this MUST be a joke.

And for the record, this MUST be a joke.
you wish. this is clearly Internet nut syndrome.

hahahaha I left a message on their "forum"

The more I read, the less faith I have in humanity....I think I have never seen something like this, I can't even make fun of it

Then again, maybe I CAN make fun of this


The only physical evidence I have is a mercury-based silicon nodule implanted in my cerebral cortex. The Visitors use this to track my location. When I die, I would like for that nodule to be extracted from my body and examined. You will see that the nodule will have a chemical composition no one on Earth has seen before. That will be your proof.

Why wait for you to die?! We can do that now, bring the chainsaw! Surely he would survive with his celestial do.


Many times, you will see our students performing lethal punches and kicks with smiles and laughter. This is because love and joy is always the answer even when we are fending off a mugger, a rapist, or a serial killer.


remember to smile with love and joy when you are beeing stabed by the same guy who raped your girl and torched your house to the ground, we are all brothers in the cosmic energy.


When confronted by an attacker, Grand Celestial Do students would shoot their Photonic Energy from their belly buttons and into their attacker's belly button, connecting telepathically with them. Now they will know the attacker's every move before he even does it.

T3h d34dly b3lly 8u770n

I also posted a something there, this is just amazing...

This is what happens when you remove natural selection from the equation.

Luke Skywalker called, he wants his martial art back.

This is a legit art. I have survived many kumites by this art. I know what the attcker will do. I have received my black halo 3 years ago. I have defeated 6 UFC champions, 5 muay thai grand champions and knocked out Riddick Bowe while he was world champion and this is why Bowe no longer fights. He is now a student in our art. if you dont believe me, then Ill come to your house and challenge you.

Bah, my Kung Fu is better.

My Kung Fu is so strong I can knock an entire mountain out of place by hitting it with a single kick.

My Kung Fu is so strong I can knock out ALL UFC fighters at once.

My Kung Fu is so strong I don't even have to make contact with a girl when having sex. I can use my Chi powers to manipulate her hormones and drive her insane!

I laugh at those fools.

I hereby challenge you, meet me in the orion belt at 67:89 prothos and we shall engage

"The energy can also increase their hormonal output and speed their bodies healing mechanisms. The end result is UNIMAGINABLE HUMAN STRENGTH."

I think that anal probe little a little to far up... :new_alien


This is a legit art. I have survived many kumites by this art. I know what the attcker will do. I have received my black halo 3 years ago. I have defeated 6 UFC champions, 5 muay thai grand champions and knocked out Riddick Bowe while he was world champion and this is why Bowe no longer fights. He is now a student in our art. if you dont believe me, then Ill come to your house and challenge you.

Is this a joke? Your willing to come to us? How far are you willing to travel?

anywhere, milage is no object to me, i will find you, beat you and make you my student, and perhaps pee on you

haha... we exceeded their bandwidth!!