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10/28/2005 12:29am,
Having recently dug up this picture of myself looking like a complete fucking tool from my academy's site, I want your photoshops or captions. There's no real prize to this, I just like seeing my name in print.


You may also use these team photos of me to make me into the next WTC Tourist. Why I have my hand on the person in front of me's shoulder, only Osama Bin Laden knows.




I do want to avoid the awkwardness and eventual horrible crunching and gnashing of telling my teammates that they are now INTERNET FAMOUS, however, so do avoid photoshopping Daniel Moraes' face into gay porn.

G.R. Bug
10/28/2005 12:50am,
This is a little bit obtuse, but the fact that your hands are behind your back make it look like you're handcuffed.


"Honest, officer, I was just trying to pass the guard. I had NO IDEA this park is a notorious homo pick-up spot."

Okay, "BJJ looks gay" is trite, I admit, but it's fucking 1:55 in the morning. Here's another try:

"Little do they know, the industrial-strength mousse has turned my 'do into a steely nest of spikes, rendering me impervious to RNC!"

Or how 'bout:

"Wait a minute...last thing I remember, I was on the mat and the other guy was trying to triangle me...what time is it, anyway?"


"Did you just call me "Pillowhead?""

10/28/2005 12:54am,
After having been awakened from a long winter's hibernation, "Lodges with Bears" ponders three very important things:

1. "How do I get out of the armlock that I have inadvertently applied to myself?"

2. "Who is that new hottie in the rubber gi?"

3. "What did the instructor mean by referring to me as a 'model/martial artist'?"


10/28/2005 1:00am,

10/28/2005 1:55am,

Those patches really are getting out of control.

10/28/2005 2:02am,
They should so sell matbattle patches. I swear I'd tap out as soon as I felt the guy's cup.

That's no cup, dude.

Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD
10/28/2005 6:08am,

Gringo Grande
10/28/2005 7:58am,
God he look slike Aesopian.

Gringo Grande

10/28/2005 8:48am,
Alright, Ive come through with some preliminary goods, nothing too original, and I;m sure we can all appreciate you being arrested by dissproportionately-sized policemen (Ill just put it down to you being small :P )


Dr. Fagbot Q. MacGillicuddy, PhD
10/28/2005 8:49am,
God he look slike Aesopian.

they both got that, uhhh... what do you call it? down syndrome.

10/28/2005 8:54am,
Sonic the Hedgehogey, with a special cameo.

10/28/2005 8:59am,
Now with captiony goodness:

Fantasy Warrior
10/28/2005 10:11am,

Lights Out
10/28/2005 10:12am,
Kickcatcher... that was... disgusting...


10/28/2005 10:33am,
Quick question: What belt rank are you?

I remember reading about some of your previous expliots where you as a 6 month white belt tapped out a few BB's of a BS ridden style. Awesome stuff mind you, made a fan of me right when I read it.

Did you get the promotion to blue? (if so, congrats man!) or is this a case of you putting your belt in the laundry with your Gi and the dye running? :toothy9:

10/28/2005 10:52am,
The king of Pop?