Who wants to roll with me after a year or two of me getting proper training?

Here is a list of people I wish to face:

Male:

Phrost
Asia
Scrapper
Sam Harber (if he comes back)
Da Mutt (ditto)
The Wastrel (ditto)
danno
kickcatcher

Female:

JKDChick
beka
shadowcat


And, because he's in need of an ABI and some anatomical readjustment, Bullshido's resident authority on sounding erudite about stuff he knows nothing about:

Kungfoolss

:new_2guns

Anyone else?

I challange you to the ancient trials of manhood.

First, we'll compete in horseback archery. We'll ride down a lane and fire at targets fixed at a distance of no less than 18 meters.

Second, we'll go out into the woods with nothing but a loincloth and chest hair, and come back by the next morning with whatever we kill.

Third, we'll have a beard growing contest.

Best of three.

Horsemanship: Reasonable
Archery: Quite out of the question
Hunting: No idea
Beard growing: Currently way ahead of ya.

What, did you lose your fingers in The War?

No, my fine motor skills suck bottoms and I've never fired a bow in my life.

Which obviously stems from a problem in childhood. Don't blame me because you were born with sixteen penises.

....

Which one do you use to pee?

HA!

Having sixteen penises only satisfies my 32 groupies!

I am T3H S3XY!

P.S. I would challenge you to a wrestling match, but you exclusively use a projectile weapon like some kind of big pansy.

Angry_Spastic: Challenge him to a Kyudo match instead. That way, when you release your arrow and it goes five feet before arcing into the ground, you can claim "victory through no-victory" and, if MJS happens to split his first arrow with his second, you can tell him that he has completely misunderstood the competition.

Or you could challenge him to a sheep-shagging competition. Being Australian, you should take the gold easily.

You MORON!

New Zealanders shag sheep, you cultural ignoramus!

I personally get all tingly over wallabies.

Hmmm....

That'd be an interesting bestiality vid!

P.S. I would challenge you to a wrestling match, but you exclusively use a projectile weapon like some kind of big pansy.

I'd take you up on that offer, but you're like eight feet taller than me. In order to make up for my height disadvantage, I propose that your legs be cut off.

Hmm...

I assure you my legs are just spindly things. Put a boulder on my head instead.

How can you be eight foot shorter than 5ft11.5?

I'm 2'.5'' of antimater.

BAH!

Mega Jesus taps Angry Spastic by illogic.

Until next time, O False Messiah...