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Fighting Cephalopod
9/26/2005 11:28am,
I would love to see that.
TONIGHT WE HAVE CHUCK "THE ICEMAN" LIDDELL FACING... A HORDE OF 7th GRADERS. LETS GET IT ON!!
NEXT UP - MIKE TYSON VS HIS WEIGHT IN FERRETS
NEXT UP - MIKE TYSON VS HIS WEIGHT IN FERRETS
I got $100 on the Ferrets ... nasty little bastards and very quick ... stinky too as I remember them.
If they starve Tyson and keep him away from women for a month, the ferrets are fucked.
dramaboy
9/26/2005 2:10pm,
Oh. NOW I see what's going on!!
I'm in too, of course. While I'm not in your weight class, gentlemen, I'll contribute a few pounds PLUS the deadly skillz of the "Slovak Underground Combat Kit (SUCK)" (soon to be formalized into the "Formalized Underground Combat Kit (****) (patent pending)".
So with GC, JFS and myself we have combined 700 pounds of the below described attitude.
Tomas
Why JKDChick MOD ... so nice to see you posting on a thread I'm polluting. How about putting some heat on BatRonin MOD or someone to get this thing sussed out in a TD format?
groundcontrolba just confirmed he's in ... that's 300 pounds of trouble ... I'm in ... so add 230 pounds of shitty attitude ... I'll get another 3 - 4 MA to join in the fun ... try to get a couple of Females in the mix … as I am ... a Man of the New Millennium.
Who could possibly dispute the assertion that EO extends to all avenues of life … inclusive of debunking total wanker bullshit … er … testing the veracity of rather extra-ordinary claims?
We’ll cap it at 6 on 1. Far below their stated operating range … but what the Hell … let’s play.
"They" made the claim so now it's put up or shut up time. We'll take up a collection to pay for their chosen "warrior's" travel expenses if money is a problem.
Seems "they" should welcome the free publicity and pay their own way but I don't want a few $s to become a sticking point.
I've never been on the other side ... the good side to be on ... in a multi against 1 fight ... great opportunity that no one should have to miss out on ... not even me.
TrueSeeker
9/26/2005 2:17pm,
If they starve Tyson and keep him away from women for a month, the ferrets are fucked.
Tyson in his prime maybe. Last fight he had , he got beat by a nobody(Danny williams i think) who then got beat in HIS next fight and promptly vanished off the face of the earth.. real sad to watch..
If they starve Tyson and keep him away from women for a month, the ferrets are fucked.
DOH!!!!
Oh. NOW I see what's going on!!
I'm in too, of course. While I'm not in your weight class, gentlemen, I'll contribute a few pounds PLUS the deadly skillz of the "Slovak Underground Combat Kit (SUCK)" (soon to be formalized into the "Formalized Underground Combat Kit (****) (patent pending)".
So with GC, JFS and myself we have combined 700 pounds of the below described attitude.
Good Lord Man!!! You have truly done it!!! SUCK & **** together ... one System combining the very best of what Nature has to offer ... Martial Excellence and Orgasm.
We need a motto to capture the "essence" of the System. "The SUCK & **** Martial Artist ... a Good Fight & a Great ****." Dunno ... it's a start.
Tyson in his prime maybe. Last fight he had , he got beat by a nobody(Danny williams i think) who then got beat in HIS next fight and promptly vanished off the face of the earth.. real sad to watch..
Look Dude, don't go all weepy eyed on me.
This all comes down to Ferrets ... so remain focused ... okay?
Good Lord Man!!! You have truly done it!!! SUCK & **** together ... one System combining the very best of what Nature has to offer ... Martial Excellence and Orgasm.
We need a motto to capture the "essence" of the System. "The SUCK & **** Martial Artist ... a Good Fight & a Great ****." Dunno ... it's a start.
Tong Poi has gone around saying Mai Lin, or whatever her name is, was a good ****, I believe his words were : " you bleed like Mai Lin, Mai Lin good ****".
WingChun Lawyer
9/26/2005 3:34pm,
If they starve Tyson and keep him away from women for a month, the ferrets are fucked.
True, but they may still win the fight.
dramaboy
9/26/2005 5:23pm,
Want to defend yourself? Want to survive?
Don't rely on quick fixes.
SUCK and **** is ALL you need.
SUCK and **** have ALREADY helped MILLIONS to survive.
SUCK and **** your way to safer tomorrow.
Don't forget to check out our specialized **** program: Formalized Underground Combat Kit/Offensive Field Fighting (**** OFF).
Tomas
Good Lord Man!!! You have truly done it!!! SUCK & **** together ... one System combining the very best of what Nature has to offer ... Martial Excellence and Orgasm.
We need a motto to capture the "essence" of the System. "The SUCK & **** Martial Artist ... a Good Fight & a Great ****." Dunno ... it's a start.
True, but they may still win the fight.
Dunno about that ... according to the Porn piece on Mike he's something like 14 inches long. Pretty sure he would rip a ferret's ass all to shreds and force the inards through the ferret's mouth upon full penetration.
Biting ears is one thing ... getting your asshole shoved through your mouth is something else all together.
Scrapper
9/26/2005 6:15pm,
Jeezus, John..I was eating a damn hot dog when I read that...dinner is fucking ruined now.
Thanx fer nuthin!
Want to defend yourself? Want to survive?
Don't rely on quick fixes.
SUCK and **** is ALL you need.
SUCK and **** have ALREADY helped MILLIONS to survive.
SUCK and **** your way to safer tomorrow.
Don't forget to check out our specialized **** program: Formalized Underground Combat Kit/Offensive Field Fighting (**** OFF).
Tomas
You have obtained greatness in little time ... I bow to your vastly superior System.
The logic alone is overwhelmingly compelling.
Jeezus, John..I was eating a damn hot dog when I read that...dinner is fucking ruined now.Thanx fer nuthin!
My bust, Scrapper ... sorry about that ... got to switch gears during the dinner hour.
Scrapper
9/26/2005 6:21pm,
Good!
If I'd been eating Kielbasa I could have been killed!
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