Biting is a good way to lose teeth.

Biting a finger off? Should I call you Gollum? Or do you like Smeagol better?

Do you know how hard it is to bite a finger off?

PL

Jeez they might as well make a martial art soley(spelling me thinks!) based on biting. Like Martial Dog Fighting System or some crap. Oh and IsshinRyuGuy, you did good and i would recommend practicing with the girls considering you can learn and practice against ground fighting so you can learn something new. :)

Biting a finger off? Should I call you Gollum? Or do you like Smeagol better?

Do you know how hard it is to bite a finger off?

PL

You ever tried? Might as well try to bite it off, even if you cant. It'll sure as hell get his mind off doing whatever it is he wanted to do.

I see my mistake was now getting into an argument with people who train in martial arts as a sport or to defend against the school bully. God help you when 4 guys try to rape your wife and kids and all you're left with are crecent kicks and rules.

You ever tried? Might as well try to bite it off, even if you cant. It'll sure as hell get his mind off doing whatever it is he wanted to do.

You know this for a fact? As in, a guy was trying to beat you up, you bit his finger, and then he stopped and focused on it instead?


I see my mistake was now getting into an argument with people who train in martial arts as a sport or to defend against the school bully. God help you when 4 guys try to rape your wife and kids and all you're left with are crecent kicks and rules.

God help you when you ever need to defend against a bully. He will rape you and then eat your wife and kids. All you will be left with is your theories and ninja outfit.

PL

Better stop now guys, Mr. MindFlare has a retort for EVERYTHING.

You know this for a fact? As in, a guy was trying to beat you up, you bit his finger, and then he stopped and focused on it instead?



God help you when you ever need to defend against a bully. He will rape you and then eat your wife and kids. All you will be left with is your theories and ninja outfit.

PL

If you don't think so, stop and bite your finger as hard as you can right now. If you're affraid to do it, that's ok. Bite it like you want it for dinner. Then tell me if at any time you were thinking about what your next reply is going to be. And yes, I do know it for a fact. I've been in my share of confrontations. All you need is that second.

Stick to your martial sport buddy.

I just bit my finger. Yeah it hurt, but I'd still jam my fist in your throat AND gouge your eyes with the other hand.

WHOS TEH DEADLY NOW, ASSMUNCH!?

Better stop now guys, Mr. MindFlare has a retort for EVERYTHING.

Why shouldn't I? If I think otherwise, I'll say it. Someone wants to be confrontational, then I will be too. Someone wants to be respectful, then so will I. I don't believe in turning the other cheek.

It seems like I am the only one trying to keep the thread on topic now. Everyone else has an opinion and is sharing it, yet they get no slap on the hand. Seriously, drop it already. It's not worth arguing over something so pointless.

If you don't think so, stop and bite your finger as hard as you can right now. If you're affraid to do it, that's ok. Bite it like you want it for dinner. Then tell me if at any time you were thinking about what your next reply is going to be. And yes, I do know it for a fact. I've been in my share of confrontations. All you need is that second.


Like I said, YOU have done this to someone else before? Because I have heard war stories of people getting their fucking arms or legs blown off and still chugging along. Taking out a finger in a life or death situation pales by comparison.


Stick to your martial sport buddy.

Will do.

PL

You ever tried? Might as well try to bite it off, even if you cant. It'll sure as hell get his mind off doing whatever it is he wanted to do.

I see my mistake was now getting into an argument with people who train in martial arts as a sport or to defend against the school bully. God help you when 4 guys try to rape your wife and kids and all you're left with are crecent kicks and rules.
God you're pathetic... Please kill yourself

If you suck **** at fighting one person, what makes you think you're going to be able to fight four?

Take your dirty jailhouse tactics the hell off this thread.

I just bit my finger. Yeah it hurt, but I'd still jam my fist in your throat AND gouge your eyes with the other hand.

WHOS TEH DEADLY NOW, ASSMUNCH!?

If you're not on the way to the hospital right now, you didn't bite it hard enough. The point of bitting someone is not to end the fight, it's to buy you time. It's a shame everyone is so wrapped up in looking cool they have still yet to see that.

Man some guy pulls a knife or something where my life is in danger, I'll freakin' bite his nuts off i have to. That's if my life is in danger of course. Nut-Fu is what i'll do to anyone who tries to friggin' kill me. Kick the nuts then knee the head when he bends down. Then when he falls down i'll field goal kick his head.

Why shouldn't I?

Because we do too, and you're just pissing us off. Why would you want to do that, meanypants!?

it's not so much a "rematch" as it is a "getting together for some friendly sparring again"

This wasn't supposed to be a competition. It's not even really a style vs. style argument. It's just a sparring session.


We wasnt talking to you kidspatula.

Yeah I didn't bite hard enough because I'm not stupid enough to cause that kind of damage to myself. It's easy to see that if I bit any harder it would be dangerous, but that kind of pain would be quite obvious, thus giving me the time to react accordingly.