Well, if they did, would you know? Maybe they are ninjas masquerading as masters of other martial arts! :glasses2:


That's the amazing thing about Ninjas, for sneeky cocksuckers, they are all over the place, like dog **** on your shoe.

This is so hilarious that it bears repeating.


I also would like
to say just because something to you looks unpractical doesn't mean it is example:I watched a Shotokan kata and I found it to be dumb that they kept putting there hand to the ground after the teacher said "The reason you put your hand down is to pick up rocks to throw at your opponent"

Thanks for the lesson in practical rock-throwing kata, ninjas. We will meditate on this carefully. YooooOoOoOoOooooo.....(sound of something wooden being struck proggresively faster).

and you study Judo?


Dude, please. Between the insinuation that your wife abuses you, and your fantasies that, at 70, you´ll finally be able to feel like a man by beating the current young lover of your missus, you don´t need to study ninjitsu. You already embody all that ninjaness stands for.

This is probably the best ninja thread ever.
It was started by someone realistic about martial arts and eventually deteriorated into a thread showing everything wrong with ninjaism and even had a video of ninjas playing in the snow.

Have a great ninja day.
Dochter

That's the amazing thing about Ninjas, for sneeky cocksuckers, they are all over the place, like dog **** on your shoe.

I have just made that part of my Sig!

My doorman buddy asked me a pretty good question the other day which I haven't been able to figure out yet:

Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a pirate?

i train in bujinkan and i studyed in israel i think there is a big difference between the bujinkan her and the one in israel in turms of the reality based part of it the first non japaneese person allowed into the dojo was israeli (daron navon)and wen he was there the training method was tottaly different i dont think that any one whould argue that takamatsu was an amazing martail artist so i i think if somone wants to see another side of bujinkan try and find a teacher who is from israel

Not to pick on someone whose primary language is not English but:

1. Capitalize
2. Punctuate

Good tip is to compose your responses off-line with a word processing program like MS Word. Autocorrect will help fix such things. Then cut and paste.

--J.D.

And why the **** did you bump this thread wich is like 1,5 years old?

Thread necromancy at it's finest.

Well whoop-dee-fucking-doo. Now what?

He can't even spell Tai Chi.

Fucking Ninjews...

Who would win in a fight between a ninja and a pirate?
It depends on the degree of climate warming and on whether you are belonging to the reformed church of alfredo ... (invisible spaghetti monster joke)

It depends on the degree of climate warming and on whether you are belonging to the reformed church of alfredo ... (invisible spaghetti monster joke)

No. It clearly depends on which one is Israeli.

I know you mean Pirate, like Arr-matey-swab-the-deck-ye-scurvey-dog pirate, but i can't help but think of some crazy nerd in amsterdam or someplace, geeking-out in front of a few computers uploading copyrighted material to the internet.


In which case, pirates win. Sorry ninjas, start uploading. damn leeching ninjas.





edit: waitaminute, i'm a damned leeching ninja! NOOOOOOOOOO!

It gets really geeky now- but what I meant (just in case you didn't know it already)
is the following (which made it last year even to the swiss daily newspaper www.20min.ch):
http://www.venganza.org/
and obviously a bunch of geeks found this a funny idea, and they thought ninjas are cooler
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Reformed_Church_of_Alfredo

A beer volcano and a stripper factory - what else does a man need?