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PoleFighter
4/18/2005 3:16am,
Two weeks ago a swedish network started broadcasting a show ("Rallarsving" which means "haymaker") about two swedish fighters (a thai boxer and a shootfighter) who travel around the world to check out different styles. First up was thai boxing in Holland with Remy Bojansky and Peter Aertz. The second show was set in Japan, and was about Shootfighting and Kendo. It's pretty funny, and it's nice that both of these guys aren't your stereotypical fighters.

However, the best part of the show is a little segment called "the history of martial arts with Peder Lamm," that essentially echoes the sentiments of the bullshido posters.

(excerpts shittily translated by me)

Part 1: "The Street"
"There are many mysterious places in the martial arts world: The Shaolin Temple... that island in the persian gulf where all the world's greatest martial artists meet up every year to find out who's the biggest bad ass... but none of those places is more legendary than 'the street'.. everybody talks about it, but nobody has been there... barely anyone knows where it is. The police know... they brag on the news about picking up **** with the 'street value' of whatever. Some martial artists also seem to know. They say things like 'this isn't a fucking SPORT, these are techniques that WORK ON THE STREET' and 'yeah he might suck in the ring, but nobody can take him on the street'... apparently, there are also tournaments in this 'street', as some martial artists have built their entire careers based on succes in 'the street'. However, we recomend that you stay away from 'the street'. Concrete is really hard. Mats are more comfortable.'

Part 2: "The Art is Dead":

"A long, long time ago, one could succeed by merely talking. A martial artist could run huge schools without ever having to prove anything... it was all about having a secret, super efficient, ancient system, that you had an undefeated grandmaster. The time for talking is over... shootifighting, open competitions... in the ring, it's painfully obvious what a fighter is capabable of. Some uncomfortable facts have surfaced: that your average wrestler, you know, those guys with cauliflower ears and tight little shorts, can, any day of the week, beat the **** out of most martial artists... how many martial artists do you think are happy about this?"


I love this show.

fanatical
4/18/2005 5:29am,
Hehe. Yeah I've seen it. Pretty good show too. Fun, entertaining and educational. How could this be? O_o

Stick
4/18/2005 7:07am,
We demand copies!

DiscoZ
4/19/2005 10:01am,
We demand copies!

... X 2

PoleFighter
4/19/2005 10:09am,
Seeing as the show is in swedish and I have neither the time nor the inclination (or even the know how) to sub-title it for you, it would seem that you're out of luck...

Gumby
4/19/2005 9:14pm,
I wonder if there is a webpage for that particular show. Perhaps we could visit if they have one to show our support, appreciation, and shared humor :new_Eyecr

PoleFighter
4/20/2005 12:49am,
I wonder if there is a webpage for that particular show. Perhaps we could visit if they have one to show our support, appreciation, and shared humor :new_Eyecr


http://www.rallarsving.ztv.se/?p=front

I guess you could use a translator.

JohnnyCache
4/20/2005 2:44pm,
Seeing as the show is in swedish and I have neither the time nor the inclination (or even the know how) to sub-title it for you, it would seem that you're out of luck...


See if Beka wants to do it. She could do it for school.