High Times Kung Fu? (http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=1537501&groupID=100002482&Mytoken=20050321062455)

I think someone sold this kid some BAAAAAAAADDDDDDD drugs.

Are you real? Seriously. You're an alt. I accuse you of not existing.

Edit: I have changed my mind. Despite your habit of dressing like a Crow cosplayer, you have brought us the funny (http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=8896442&Mytoken=20050321065150).

I'd love to see this guy here.


Also, i have practiced martial arts basicly my entire life, though i am a pacifist. i have been training under high level guidance since i was four, and i never feel physicaly threatened by anyone whatsoever in any situation of any kind. even when i have had knives to my throat or had to deal with gangs of more than 6 men at once i have kept my cool and navigated the moment effectively without the need to run when attacked. my method is to completely defeat whoever is attacking and use the least ammount of force or effort and without anyone getting seriously hurt as a result. It works very well at handling larger, stronger, or faster opponents that wrestle, box, or practice any form of martial arts. the internal schools of kung fu are like that and are the most effective and complete systems of hand to hand self-defence known to man. they are much harder to learn and take a very long time to get good at. luckily i was taught circle walking (the fundemental excersize of Bagua Zhang) at a near impossible age and practiced it throughout my entire life. do not automaticly assume that you will see what you would expect to look like a manifestation bagua zhang if you happen to ever see what i do, as i practice the martial art of Liuhebafa, or Six Harmonies Eight Methods, and i practice in private. it is very rarely taught and understood and is the only internal school of martial arts that has not been altered over the course of history or has lost its original training methods. it is traditionaly considered the "graduate school" of internal martial arts training and only hand picks very few of the inner circle of practitioners or "chamber" students from the other internal schools. i completely refuse to show off my skills or compete, so dont even bother challenging me. i have an extensive knowlage of the human mind, nervous system, and organ functions from studying the human body thru direct experience over a very long and concentrated period of time. that makes self defence simple and deepens the effects and understanding of training.

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I am quite real...

If you're interested, here's a bit of information (http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=3888696&Mytoken=20050321070428) about Me.

Been there, read that.

He has probably never been in a real confrontation :thefinger

FFS (http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&EntryID=1543671&categoryID=0&groupID=100002482)

Doesn't this guy know when to quit?

FFS (http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&EntryID=1543671&categoryID=0&groupID=100002482)

Doesn't this guy know when to quit?


So let me get this straight: He's 23 years old and has been practicing Bagua Zhang for nearly 20 years.....

Yeah I'll call bullshit. He was probably twirling in a circle for the first 12 years.

Would anyone mind if I found this guy and gave him a shot in the ole testicles.