Ok I have two I like, the final fight scene of Half-Baked, when that chicks tit popped out during the fight it was so damn funny.

Then Jet Li from the fist of legend when the general dude came at him with a sword and he whiped out his belt and woop some ass.

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Since reading this site for a few months, I don't enjoy movies like I used to. Saw Bourne Identity tonite and I wish the fight scenes had been funny.

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The fist of legend scene with the belt is really cool, but yes I also don't enjoy movies like I used to.

the guy vs the cow in Kung Pow.

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Princess Bride -- the swordfight on the Cliffs of Insanity

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

The final fight scene from "Chinese Super-Ninjas" where our heros fend off their ninja adversaries with their Swiss Army Axes.

Way too funny.

The part when this guy use chop stick as a weapon by sticking it up the man's nose and throw him all way across room from "Surf Ninja".

"I would rather admit I am a lousy student than say I am the best, because once you think you are the best, there is no reason to continue learning."

An old B-movie (is there any other kind) called "Firecracker".
A tall busty red head has her shirt riped off while fighting.
Then throwing ... something like a punch ... has her bra break then she beats up the guys topless.

Nothing like realism ???


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Theres a movie called "The Crippled Masters".

Two midgetts, one with no arms and the other with no legs. The guy wth no legs jumps on the shoulders of the guy with no arms and they fight off a gang.

Priceless.

lol talk about team work.

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I saw firewalkers with chuck norris, every time he hit a guy he smashed through something. It was ridiculous. So was under siege, I laughed my ass of to that. Nobody stabs to the top of the head.

There's this new movie comin out with benicio del toro where he plays a guy who was taught knife fighting in the military, but can't stop killing when he gets back. Total bullshit. And a HUGE offense to kali/silat practitioneres and military.

Absorb what is useful reject what is useless.

The Carnival Fight scene in Pocket Ninjas. If you haven't seen Pocket Ninjas yet (which you haven't), go out and get it now. It's about five, maybe ten dollars tops, and can be found in the bargain bin of any Sam Goody/Record Town/FYE. Trust me when I say it's one of the greatest martial arts movies ever made. And by "greatest", I mean "worst". And by "worst", I mean "entertaining". In the superlative sense. Of course.

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Boyd whiping out the big words!

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Any of the Inspector Clouseau vs. Cato fights from the Pink Panther movies. Watching Peter Sellers trying to use martial arts weapons is worth the price of rental alone.

"Go cry about it Vargas. Aren't you late for your shift at McDonald's?"

Vargas: Not now Kato!!