Does anybody remember these;
Fred Ettish fetal fighting techniques;
Vanderli Silva so intent in kicking Ortiz's butt he lands on his face
Same fight as above Ortiz running from Silva like a rabbit.
Hughes face when he realized he beat Newton in there first match
Chuck Lidell, thought he had time left got choked out by Horn
Frank Shamrock looking down and seeing Horn's leg just lying there
Tank Abbot about to throw Cal Worlshem over the Octagon.
Scott Ferozzo picking up Belfort after he thought the fight was still on
(only on UFC Hits volume 2) The reaction of Ray Wizzer after being choked out by Pat Smith
Mark Hall jumping in the air to hit Paul Varleans.
Sakuraba picking Gracie up by his belt
Frank Shamrock sticking his tongue out at Bas Rutten
John Lober getting his leg broken in Pancrase.
Sapp picking up Nogeuira for a WWE powerpomb
Newton sporting a Fro for his first UFC title defense


anybody think of any more?



Go away I'm talking to myself

I never saw silva kicking ortiz in the arse and landing on his face, but I'd like to (hint hint)

The newton fro, and the shamrock tongue were the best!

<Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> *smacks me*
<John> I'd have to smack you sometime...

Didn't Nog take a fall after trying to kick Mark Coleman in the head? He won anyway.

**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**

I think he slipped on sweat/blood on the canvas...

<Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> *smacks me*
<John> I'd have to smack you sometime...

It wouldn't matter. He's Nog.

**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**

In one of fighting sport magazine, I saw two VT fighter on ground and one of VT fighter accidentally pulled another fighter's speedo down enough to expose the public hair.

I wonder what would have happened if Tank actually throw Cal over the octagon and manage to success but accidentally rip Cal's speedo/pants off?

I have saw a few scene of guys from rodeo got his pants tear off by a bull. So I won't be surprise if it happened in MMA.

"I would rather admit I am a lousy student than say I am the best, because once you think you are the best, there is no reason to continue learning."

Same fight as above Ortiz running from Silva like a rabbit

never seen this one. Footage available anywhere on the net?

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What would happen if a one hand clapper attempted to stop a tree falling in the woods when no one else was around?
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You havent' seen that?

Ortiz got caught by a right hand from silva and started running away and silva had to chase him down.

I'd like to see that too... we need an MMA blooper vid!

Make it "The lighter side of Bullshido" or "... martial arts" or something.

<Me> John, what do you know about Zen Buddhism? <John> *smacks me*
<John> I'd have to smack you sometime...

-Tank Abbott commentating during the Tre Telligman/Pedro Rizzo fight while Pedro was pounding on Tre, "I bet Telligman wishes he had that missing pec muscle right about now". That's pretty cold, but funny as hell.

-Ken Shamrock yelling to Guy Mezger during his disastrous rematch with Tito Ortiz, "You're a warrior, Guy, A WARRIOR!"

-Mark Coleman trying to jump up on the corner ropes after he won the Pride Grand Prix and falling on his ass big-time.

-Sakuraba spanking Ryan Gracie's ass in front of a world-wide audience.

-Any of the hilarious interviews with Wallid Ishmael ("That cock! That ******! He is booooooooolsheet!")

-Watching Cael Uno get KTFO in 15 seconds by BJ Penn after trying a flying roundhouse kick. The photo of him laying up against the cage all cross-eyed and unconscious is pretty funny.



"Go cry about it Vargas. Aren't you late for your shift at McDonald's?"

Jose "Pele" Jons humping the back of Jorge "Maccoco" Pantino's head is a classic!

The "I Killed Kenny" T-Shirt Ortiz put on immediately after they stopped the fight between him and Ken. His manager instantly made him take it off, but that was funny, is exceedingly cruel.

(board breaks with a kick)
"Is that it? I feel like I should bow, or have honor or something."
-- Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "Once More, With Feeling"

heh

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Let me introduce you to my friends: Hand, Elbow and Knee.

"Frank Shamrock looking down and seeing Horn's leg just lying there"

that was lol - very flukey.

"Scott Ferozzo picking up Belfort after he thought the fight was still on" lol yeah, but he wasn;t doing anything and belfort was just hitting him...would have been a KO imo.

How about:

Pat Smith's reaction to Ken Shamrock's Heel Hook /after getting beaten by it.

Kimo comming in the ring after Royce Gracie had to give throw in the towl vs Harold Howards before the fight even began. He [Kimo] was claiming victory but really he was just jealous and annoyed that Royce Gracie Armbared him imo :D

Shouldn't of happened: Dan Severn suplexing that much smaller guy twice in a row and everyone "oo"ing in astonishment :D

three words: Sylvia versus Cabbage.

Kimo coming in with the ponytail in one of the early UFCs and getting his ass beat for it...