Family Guy.

I'm voting for Tai Chi, my primary style. Reasons:

1)All those craptastic fucktards at MAP and Martialtalk that bitch about goddamn lineage all the time, like it fucking matters.
B)That other group of craptastic fucktards who insist that tai chi has no martial applications, thereby limiting it to the realm of yoga.
#)A similar group of craptastic fucktards who insist that tai chi/qigong is teh d34dly and then refuse to back it up.
四)Fucking Tai Chi hippies, my working definition of 'craptastic fucktard'.
00110101)Asiaphiles. I fucking hate asiaphiles, and I hate being accused of being one.

I have a lot of angst built up at my own style.

TKD is probally the stupidest art ever. At least WC keeps their hands up. TKD reminds me of what people think martial arts is about. If I tell someone that I practice martial arts and they say "can you kick me in the head?" or "lets see a flying kick" well then I blame TKD

Hollywood is primarily responsible for that. Then TKD.

Family Guy.


You win ....:spam4: :spam4:

I would've picked Ninjas, as that seems to be where 90% of the frauds/freaks are at,

that wasn't on the list, so I went with the next best thing, TKD

I voted TKD, but I should probably have said Savate.
Due to the Frenchness.

He should have probably added another category:

"Anything that you do not Understand"

I voted TKD. Lots of funny memories at my old TKD mcdojo.
Like silly fat teenagers with glasses who refuse to take their glasses off to spar, and then cry when they get their glasses broken.

Dicks.

I voted TKD. Lots of funny memories at my old TKD mcdojo.
Like silly fat teenagers with glasses who refuse to take their glasses off to spar, and then cry when they get their glasses broken.

Dicks.

I fought with my glasses on, and broke several pair.
I always considered it a kind of occupational hazard.
Some people should never be allowed near any kind of contact sport.

How did you get your glasses broken during TKD? They fall off when you were hoping around?

How did you get your glasses broken during TKD? They fall off when you were hoping around?

During contact sparring.
TKD does allow kicks to the head in case you were never informed, GI.

TKD- I don't know enough about the others to be able to critisise them.

A little late here, but I was dismayed to not see Shaolin Do on the list.

After 7 years wasted on it I would like to think that it is by far my favorite whipping boy.

I picked TKD. Nothing against people who enjoy doing it or who are devoted to it. But bad training centers and dishonest instructors really make it the whipping boy.

I picked TKD. Nothing against people who enjoy doing it or who are devoted to it. But bad training centers and dishonest instructors really make it the whipping boy.


Not to mention the fact that there are no Good training centers, and TKD sucks. You left that part out.

I took TKD for two and a half years, (my parents signed on). I found it to be absolute crap. We rarely sparred and even when we did the contact was so soft it blew hardcore and the points made it totally unrealistic. There was little physical training (i e pushups situps, chinups etc) , and like half of every class was spent doing patterns and poitless **** like that. I know all about the bullshit claims against my current MA but, as I have tried both I really have to say that despite claims from people with too much fucking free time to root around sJP's life, I have learned more in my first 2 months FSD than I did at any time in TKD.