Poop Loops
8/21/2006 11:10pm,
No, they fear the Y2K Dim Mak Bug.
Where someone punches your computer and kills it instantly.
Doctor X
8/21/2006 11:46pm,
Out of curiosity have ninjas moved into the 21st century and backed up their sacred scrolls onto computers using scanners?
While most probably created their sacred scrolls with Photoshop, the r34l sacred scrolls cannot be scanned. The energy contained in them would . . . like . . . melt the scanner and bring about a plague of crotch crickets . . . and stuff.
I have revealed too much already. . . .
--J.D.
P.S. If Cyberschlock is still out there, a simple search on "ninja" HERE should aquaint you with the opinions on the variations and why posters feel that way. Methinks it is wise to understand the "climate of a board" before complaining about it.
Kokujin
8/21/2006 11:48pm,
"Dear On the Mat Magazine: My friends are thinking of studying the deadly art of ninjutsu while I still practice bjj, kickboxing and sweet judo skills! They say those styles are one dimensional and weak compared to the multiple dimensional arts that they practice! What shall I do dear Mag? Should I stay strong and get chocked and punched in the face or learn to throw eggs filled with deadly ninja pepper? The peer pressure is killing me!" :bs:
The funny part is that some people I know are totally gazed on ninjutsu and are looking for schools. Not trashing other martial arts I try to expose them to other stuff , but its hard. My last card is going to be...bring them to my gym and have them practice and see a class. Maybe I'll see them doing crazy **** on top of a phone booth like I saw a ninjutsu guy doing a couple of years ago...in the pouring rain!:bs:
DayOfTheJackass
8/22/2006 8:33am,
I'd like to see a school that openly states it teaches movie-inspired ninjitsu. I mean they could do real pressure tested techniques openly stolen from other arts, have a fight team all that but just have the omg ninja image for those who just love it.
Airman Kai
8/22/2006 9:55am,
4 years.
4.
Fuckin'.
Years.
You can't just let the noobs run free, it's like having XMA kids run around a MT gym without any constraints. It just gets ugly, and real fast.
Bluto Blutarsky
8/22/2006 12:07pm,
Out of curiosity have ninjas moved into the 21st century and backed up their sacred scrolls onto computers using scanners?
Yes, why yes they have, except us round-eyes have come up with a far better art than ninjitsu that takes killing people in silence to the next logical level.
http://www.oldmp.com/art/sniper.htm
If these "bad ass" ninja schools were really bad ass, then why don't they challenge some USMC snipers in a "mock game". See how quickly they get slapped with rubber sniper bullets.
You can't just let the noobs run free, it's like having XMA kids run around a MT gym without any constraints. It just gets ugly, and real fast.
But this sounds like a marvellous idea! Invite the guy with the blone highlights and brightly coloured 'chuks who over heard me calling him a poof at the last seni.
shinbushi
8/22/2006 7:59pm,
Out of curiosity have ninjas moved into the 21st century and backed up their sacred scrolls onto computers using scanners?Speaking for the Bujinkan
I doubt it, my Bujinkan Instructors manuals are mimeograph paper stapled between construction paper covers.
My opinion of Ninjitsu was forevered coloured after watching an advanced black belt in Ninjitsu get completely and utterly annilated in thirty seconds in UFC 2 by a kickboxer.
:5shocking
MaverickZ
8/22/2006 8:45pm,
4 years.
4.
Fuckin'.
Years.
You can't just let the noobs run free, it's like having XMA kids run around a MT gym without any constraints. It just gets ugly, and real fast.
says the man with 300 posts and joined 2 months ago.
Mark2001
2/17/2007 1:55am,
Spine flow To shin do teachs the modern art of Ninjutsu how to take guns away and stuff Im still learning the Togakure Ryu Ninpo Taijutsu right now witch is the old art of it oh we also have guns so we are modern after all As far as i know of people making fun of the art and say its fake and stuff there scard that we are a threat to them but they should not be scared we are not mad dog killers like people say thats 800 years of bad press from the Shogun its true that the Koga is no more people like Ashida Kim that clams that he is Koga witch is a lie he is a fake the Iga are still here and going strong.
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