Kungfoolss,
It was a terrible, terrible unforgivable sin for me to call Peedee an asshole. Clearly, in doing so I have sacrificed ALL credibility I might ever have had. Further, in apologizing openly I have given even more evidence of my outrageous emotional immaturity. I can no longer be counted on even to provide guesses as to the color of grass, or the freezing temperature of water.
It is unpardonable to construct any kind of argument out of a handful of personal insults, vague suggestions of correlation between unrelated incidents, and use it against a succession of straw men. Oh wait! I don't do that! You do. Hey, so does that mean you don't have any credibility either?

**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**

Edited by - The Wastrel on January 20 2003 18:35:27

Edited by - The Wastrel on January 20 2003 18:36:03

Don't worry Wastrel, your posts are still credible in my eyes.

As for Kungfoolss, any one who claims to be revealing the REAL truth has usually, in my experience, been full of ****. So he posts unflattering articles about martial artists. Big deal. The day I let some sniveling dickweed on the internet tell me what I should think about fighting and fighters is the day I hang it all up. FIDO, dude, **** It and Drive On.

Mea culpa!!!!

**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**

Ahh yes, his initial reaction to controversy is a sure sign of emotional maturity. (Chuckling)
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Nerd.

Edited by - boyd on January 21 2003 14:41:02

Boyd - you left out "english meatball" and "bundle of firewood"

Teacher sets camera to catch girls undressing

Mainichi Shimbun, Jan. 22, 2003


CHIBA -- A male teacher at a Chiba Prefecture elementary school has been suspended for trying to film his students changing with a school video camera, it was learned Wednesday. The unnamed 33-year-old teacher has admitted to the allegation. "It was me who set up the camera. I couldn't help myself," he said after the principal of his school in Yotsukaido confronted him on Jan. 17.

School officials said a group of sixth-grade girls found the video camera concealed inside a cardboard box with a spy hole in a classroom while they were taking their clothes off for an annual checkup held at the school. The camera's power was turned off at the time. The girls reported the matter to their parents, who complained to the school administrators.

The Chiba Prefectural Board of Education has launched an inquiry into the incident with a view to slap the teacher with further punishments.



Kungfoolss, Scourge of the theory-based stylists, Most Feared man at Mcdojo.com, and the Preeminent Force in the martial arts political arena

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awesome

KFSS, I bet you wish you were a 6th grade teacher so you can see all young girls naked. I thinks this is true because you try to make wastrel look weak when he is strong enough to admit that he made a mistake (which is something I really have to works on and it is NOT easy at all!). The best of all is Wastrel still have confidient in himself and respect from many members. So if I were you, I would be wetting my pants by right now because no one is gonna to forgiven you for insulting wastrel in a such pathetic way like that. Please do everyone a favor, stay away from the kids and watch some porns instead of posting useless stories.

"I would rather admit I am a lousy student than say I am the best, because once you think you are the best, there is no reason to continue learning."

no one is gonna to forgiven you for insulting wastrel in a such pathetic way like that.


I'm not terribly concerned about anyone else here, but after reading wastrel's profile, I now quiver in fear that I may have upset some stylist of some dying, korean-kicking art.



Kungfoolss, Scourge of the theory-based stylists, Most Feared man at Mcdojo.com, and the Preeminent Force in the martial arts political arena

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Oh yeah, you know a lot about Taekkyon don't you? It's a sport for god's sake. It makes no claim to self-defense AT ALL.

**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**

BTW: Upset? Far from it.

**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**

I'm not terribly concerned about anyone else here, but after reading wastrel's profile, I now quiver in fear that I may have upset some stylist of some dying, korean-kicking art. *makes "loser" sign with hands*

To paraphrase Lester Burnham, there's so much beauty in that paragraph. For starters, the misplaced hyphen. It implies the art is all about kicking Koreans, which I think you of all people wouldn't be opposed to considering how transparently racist you are. Secondly, you're trying to embarass him by pointing out his most dark and hidden secret that he also happened to place on his profile. Thirdly, have you read your sig? For crissakes man, you're bragging about being an **INTERNET WARRIOR**. I know moderators on Final Fantasy III Erotic Fanfiction boards that command more cyber-fear than you. Fourthly, you're Kungfoolss. You're Bulk and/or Skull to our Power Rangers. You're The Riddler to our Superfriends. You're the Daniel Stern to our Maculay Culkin. You are the very tall post by which we measure how high we can pee. And we love you for it.

who are you other than some PEA in a POD! go take a karate class you DYKE!

--Jamoke

Because my Sensei happens to be Tommy, the green/white Ranger, and my instruction comes in the form of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Karate Club Vol. 1 videocassette I ritualistically watch thrice a night.

who are you other than some PEA in a POD! go take a karate class you DYKE!

--Jamoke

Boyd,
You win the "Sweeeeeetest Poster on Bullshido" contest that I have been holding and judging secretly for the past 32 hours. I thought I would win. In fact, I thought I had it in the bag as I was the only one that knew about it, but you win. You are sweeeeet!

**The most miraculous power that can verifiably be attributed to "chi" is its ability to be all things to virtually all people, depending on what version of the superstition they are attempting to defend at any given moment.**

Because my Sensei happens to be Tommy, the green/white Ranger, and my instruction comes in the form of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers Karate Club Vol. 1 videocassette I ritualistically watch thrice a night.


Don't laugh! He actually opened a school near my house, right next to a jujitsu school. It was called "Toso Kune Do"(Jason Frank's self-created style) It either moved or went out of business, because it's not in the same shopping center anymore.

Edit: Here's the url to the new place http://www.risingsunkarate.com/rska.html


Edited by - brandeissansoo on January 24 2003 01:59:07

This is officially the best birthday present ever. Thank you both so so much!

I feel as though I'd be selling us all short if I didn't comment to some degree on that link though, because holy ****. It deserves its own thread, easy. Just imagine how his students must feel knowing full well there's documented footage of Sensei in tights pretending to have his chi zapped by "the Black Flame Candle". Hell, there's documented footage of him talking to Alpha-5.

Camp value notwithstanding (I just deleted about seventy-five Power Rangers jokes from the preceding paragraph), his school is also a fantastical McDojo. I mean, the photos in themselves aren't too encouraging. Numerous fifth dans running all over the place, about a million different belt and uniform permutations, the presence of a goddamned Power Ranger. And if you haven't seen his instructors page, you are required by state and Federal law to visit right now or have your car impounded. Because I love you, the link is: http://www.risingsunkarate.com/rska.html. Pay special note to the ridiculous comical oversized giant purple boxing gloves, Sensei Jose, Sensei Jose, Tommy the green/white Ranger in a skirt wielding a sword, and Sensei Jose.

I was also a tad perturbed that this picture is captioned "side kick":
http://www.risingsunkarate.com/images/students2.jpg


who are you other than some PEA in a POD! go take a karate class you DYKE!

--Jamoke