Well its official my first grandchild is a 7 lb 11 oz girl named Elisabeth (the parents want to call her Izzy :rolleyes: ) She is part Swiss, French and Sioux. Now its time for my evil conservative brain to begin its plot to transform this child of her left leaning parents into a true Republican. I think I will start by getting her a "the dribble stops here" bib from the O'Reilly Factor!!!:D

Congrats dude !!!!!
All the best to the little one, too bad she has you for a grandfather ;)
Hope her mother is doing well and her father is recovering.

You proud grandpa !!

Congradulations Rigante, two words to turn her around, Military School. (but keep her away from the air force academy if you know what I mean.)

Another tradition to make sure she turns out "right" is for her to have a gunfather, not godfather, someone who takes a religious vow to teach her about firearms as soon as she can walk. Of course to win that argument, tell daughter that multiculturalism requires that Liz know something about the fighting arts because the Sioux were definately not pacifists and repeating rifles are part of her heritage.

Congratulations man!

As for brainwashing the poor girl, you could always make her a boy scout.

Here's a good place to start!

http://www.nrastore.com/nra/product.aspx?productid=SS%20363

And congratulations, Grandpa!

Originally posted by Mr_Mantis
Here's a good place to start!

http://www.nrastore.com/nra/product.aspx?productid=SS%20363

And congratulations, Grandpa!

I see the color red on that infant bib! Do you want Rigante´s granddaughter to wear red!?

And I see no kevlar either.

Congratulations, Rigante, not much more to say, but let the fun begin (Grand parent duties are great, all the good, very little of the bad.)

Congrats, Grandpa.

Congratz!

Originally posted by WingChun Lawyer
I see the color red on that infant bib! Do you want Rigante´s granddaughter to wear red!?

And I see no kevlar either.

WCL I think you missed your calling. You should be the one designing baby clothes for the NRA.

Originally posted by Mr_Mantis
WCL I think you missed your calling. You should be the one designing baby clothes for the NRA.

They already rejected my "brass knuckles for infants" project. Pussies.

How about "bullets for babies"?

Originally posted by Mr_Mantis
How about "bullets for babies"?

I tried that, but they said the .22 caliber shells were too dangerous for the kids. And I had even painted the bullets in bright colors to make them more family-oriented!

Damn democrats, how are you supposed to raise a kid if you can´t even give him the means to protect his teacher and colleagues from other psycho kids with guns.

Ass wipes, believe me, he'll need them.

You can´t convert an ass wipe into a punching dagger, I already tried that. Milk bottles, on the other hand...

Yee Gads, I thought I had an evil twisted mind? I am only an amateur compared to you guys!!:)