I was once attacked by a monkey once.I had to do a one handed spank on that critter.
The school site is:
Once a bishop tried to steal my wallet. I bashed him good.
If you are attacked by a game well bred dog, kiss your ass goodbye.
Our dogs may not be as hard nowdays as old school wardogs, which were a match for an armed and armoured man, but they are way tougher than humans.
I used to think I wasn't worried about any dog I outweighed.
Then I started working with protection dog trainers.
A 20kg pitbull or malinois bred right just about any human on the planet. A 70kg owtcharka or tosa, 55kg bandog or canary dog owns any person on the planet.
Bullmastiffs (bred to catch poachers) used to be trialed until the early 20th century. At that time they were about 40-50kgs. They gave a guy a club, muzzled the dog and gave the guy a 10 minute headstart. The dog (muzzled remember) had to hold the armed guy for 20-30 minutes to win. In hundreds of contests the dogs NEVER lost.
If you want clarification of dog vs person check out this bulletin board:
Bandog Banter (http://members.boardhost.com/bandog/)
Its the canine equivalent of Bullshido.com Any human vs decent dog (good drives, well bred and trained) equals dead human. Lucky most dogs are shitty breeding show dogs or scatterbred mutts and curs, not to mention badly trained.
Okay...Royce vs Bullmastiff. Who wins? I don't think dogs have very good grappling skills.
Also, Rhodesian Ridgebacks are hard as ****. They were used to distract lions until the hunter caught up. Major balls.
Hamsters don't worry me- it's the guinea pigs that are the scary little bastards. My brother once got his left forearm totally ruined the hell out of. He had to have a tetanus booster. Fortunately for his dating prospects, he managed to rip both of the fighting pigs out of the cage first.
Dobermann pinscher vs. Crocop. Who wins?
I've got five guinea pigs, and they can flay a man's flesh from his fingers and arms in less than one second.
Mastiff vs Robocop. Who wins?
I used to have something in the region of 15- after buying three *male* ones from the petshop. Yorkshire terrier vs. Tai gip. Who wins?
Yorkshire terrier by Chi ball.
Yorkshire Terrier by anti-wheelie 360 spin kick.
That makes me wonder...Tai Gip should be vunerable to TKD kicks, since they were designed to knock horsemen off their steeds. But then, horses can't wheelie as well as Tai Gip's bike.
So, TKD vs TG?
nah- he'd probably be stupid enough to believe they were actually intended for that purpose. Open your mind to alternatives, dont worry it. not always what you, think in what you, think for thinking's sake for thinking that is always thinking, the universe is like a bathtub isn't it?, what, is true.
Shoto owns TKD, but TKD owns tai gimp. Those guys at least do actually train...
WHAT! How dare you impugne Tai Gip like that! He trains 12 hours a day, holds down a job, wins full contact MA competitions, defeats instructors around Australia, and has an IQ of 180!
Take it back! This man is a living god!
I take it back- out of his anus where it has been firmly planted for the last few months or so. I've always won every single argument I've had with the gimp :D. For this reason, I have a LOT of difficulty believeing his IQ is all that high :D
the really important question facing us tday is, would BJJ work against a gorilla?!
(Anyone remember that UG thread? Best evar!)
It must do, I guess. Only difference is that gorillas usually use all four legs, and aren't usually bipedal. Have to be a pretty big BJJer.
Yes, I know that was a joke :D
I guess with dogs, its like they come with a built-in weapon. If I seriously feared for my life, it's out with the sykes-fairborn.
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