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meowrsx
6/10/2004 2:26pm,
i'm prone to mosquite bites , they bite me repeated times. my dad likes to work on his car late at night, and he comes in and out of the house for tools, so theres at least 6 of the suckers in here. this morning i was itching like hell, and now i have a grand total of TWELVE mosquito bites from one day, not even going outside. the suckiest part is that they're all over my arms and legs, so it's gonna be hell later at my MA classes. im not even gonna try and block, i'm gonna try and parry like a god. mosquitos suck.
kismasher
6/10/2004 2:28pm,
come live in the mississippi delta for awhile sweetheart
Ronin
6/10/2004 2:28pm,
Actually mosquitos suck blood.
OneWingedAngel
6/10/2004 2:32pm,
Originally posted by ronin69
Actually mosquitos suck blood.

Depends on where they bite you.
WhiteShark
6/10/2004 2:37pm,
Mosquitos are pussies! Try some Maine Blackfly if you want the evil insect love. They leave bloody welts on you! And somehow you can't feel it until it's too late.
Chupacabra
6/10/2004 2:38pm,
you need to get a portable generator with a bug zapper plugged into it and wheel it around on a radio flyer
SanWuLi
6/10/2004 2:47pm,
Rubbing your spit on the bites helps sometimes.
Other than that, it's said that the stingers only bite the people with the highest pheromone level. So, see it as a compliment :D
garbanzo
6/10/2004 3:16pm,
Originally posted by WhiteShark
Mosquitos are pussies! Try some Maine Blackfly if you want the evil insect love. They leave bloody welts on you! And somehow you can't feel it until it's too late.

WhiteShark, as per usual, is correct.

They also travel in packs and gang up on you.

Hate 'em. Hate 'em,
kismasher
6/10/2004 3:25pm,
haha

try being surrounded by 1000's and 1000's of acres of rice fields,

i fucking hate this place
Nid
6/10/2004 5:26pm,
You're going to get West Nile and die.
meowrsx
6/10/2004 5:58pm,
Originally posted by keinhaar
You're going to get West Nile and die.

salvation!!!
Nid
6/10/2004 5:59pm,
Woops, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a crow.

Burn!!11 OMG OMG OMG!!!
McDojo Artist
6/10/2004 6:18pm,
Originally posted by SanWuLi
Rubbing your spit on the bites helps sometimes.
Other than that, it's said that the stingers only bite the people with the highest pheromone level. So, see it as a compliment :D

So there´s a connection between me not getting laid and not getting mosquitebites huh?
Damn that sucks,and btw STFU mosquitos are teh ghey ^^
Ippatsu182
6/10/2004 8:19pm,
Do you ever wear mosquito repellent? It helps to some degree. Also, I heard that mosquitos are attracted to people who eat a lot of bananas. There's something in the bananas and maybe in other foods that attract the mosquitos.
JBliss
6/10/2004 11:06pm,
I have never been bitten by a Mosquito
I am a 37 year old virgin
Sharlintier
6/11/2004 2:38am,
Originally posted by SanWuLi
Rubbing your spit on the bites helps sometimes.
Other than that, it's said that the stingers only bite the people with the highest pheromone level. So, see it as a compliment :D

I will let them compliment someone else for awhile. Even with insect repellant I get totally eaten.