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SneakyGoblin
8/22/2017 8:54am,
https://sf.eater.com/2017/8/9/16120802/sf-gangway-oldest-gay-bar-kozy-kar-laundromat-owner

"Young declined to speak to the Chronicle and has scrupulously avoided contact with Eater, but confirmed to SFist that the name of the business on his transfer application ó Kung Fu Action Theater & Laundry ó isnít some kind of ruse."

With a headline like this, the jokes write themselves....

Personally, I would add Chinese food to the offerings. If the customers are sloppy eaters, it will just feed the revenue stream of the laundry portion of the business.

Shawarma
8/22/2017 8:56am,
Kung fu, you say? Good to hear that the bar isn't getting any less gay, at least.

SneakyGoblin
8/22/2017 9:12am,
Kung fu, you say? Good to hear that the bar isn't getting any less gay, at least.

THAT's what I was waiting for. Thank you, Shawarma.

Maybe we're breaking into a whole new MA-crossover with unrelated industries. Maybe combine a Wing Chun school with a massage parlor?

We can call it the "Chun N' Tug"

Kovacs
8/22/2017 9:30am,
Wing Chun is wank enough already.

SneakyGoblin
8/22/2017 9:37am,
Wing Chun is wank enough already.

Wank Chun?

kendamu
8/22/2017 11:16pm,
I guess I should've bought Kung Fu uniforms instead of girly clothes today.

SneakyGoblin
8/23/2017 7:18am,
I guess I should've bought Kung Fu uniforms instead of girly clothes today.

There's a difference?

kendamu
8/23/2017 10:37pm,
There's a difference?

With Kung Fu clothes, it's unintentional.

Mandem
8/24/2017 5:00pm,
Thought the title said "SF's oldest gay bear will seriously become a king fu laundromat" which would be a much better story