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SneakyGoblin
8/18/2017 11:26am,
SC 'warns' of possible Lizard Man sightings during eclipse

http://www.thv11.com/news/eclipse/sc-warns-of-possible-lizard-man-sightings/465342634

There are other articles floating about regarding the 'warning'....

Apparently we have an increased chance to see Lizard Men, Bigfoot, Good Nazis, and other imaginary creatures!

submessenger
8/18/2017 4:05pm,
Ninjers will still be invisible though, right?

ermghoti
8/18/2017 10:22pm,
Ninjers will still be invisible though, right?

No, during the 2 minutes of the eclipse, they glow bright orange. It is the most dangerous time for a ninja, and the only reason they never achieved world superiority.

omoplatypus
8/19/2017 2:58am,
No, during the 2 minutes of the eclipse, they glow bright orange. It is the most dangerous time for a ninja, and the only reason they never achieved world superiority.

You have bought into ninja propaganda. They had to come up with a reason why they glow bright orange, and figured that they would lure unsuspecting MMA thugs to their certain doom by putting out the fake news that they are vulnerable while glowing.

The fung shui of an eclipse actually provides a prana amplification of chi (in japanese it's "ki" and in english it's "our lord and savior jesus christ"). It is during the height of an eclipse that ninjas can actually employ their eye lasers and explodify anybody or anything at will, just with the power of their mind, chi, and eye lasers.

ermghoti
8/19/2017 8:40am,
You have bought into ninja propaganda. They had to come up with a reason why they glow bright orange, and figured that they would lure unsuspecting MMA thugs to their certain doom by putting out the fake news that they are vulnerable while glowing.

The fung shui of an eclipse actually provides a prana amplification of chi (in japanese it's "ki" and in english it's "our lord and savior jesus christ"). It is during the height of an eclipse that ninjas can actually employ their eye lasers and explodify anybody or anything at will, just with the power of their mind, chi, and eye lasers.

Hey, what's that behind you?