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ermghoti
7/28/2017 10:12am,
Seems logical. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/purify-your-system-with-the-seven-day-chili-dog-cleanse)

BKR
7/28/2017 10:25am,
Seems logical. (http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/purify-your-system-with-the-seven-day-chili-dog-cleanse)

Thanks, I needed that this morning.

However, I'll wait to try it until I am re-stocked on venison smokies. Maybe in December...after the holiday binge-eating frenzy?

Wounded Ronin
7/28/2017 11:38am,
Is the science based detox diet activated charcol and atropine?

ermghoti
7/28/2017 12:16pm,
Thanks, I needed that this morning.

However, I'll wait to try it until I am re-stocked on venison smokies. Maybe in December...after the holiday binge-eating frenzy?

Venison chili, boom! Problem solved.


Is the science based detox diet activated charcol and atropine?

I'm sure those things are in there somewhere.

BKR
7/28/2017 12:26pm,
Venison chili, boom! Problem solved.



I'm sure those things are in there somewhere.

Yeah, would be venison chili made with dried Hatch Peppers from New Mexico, over venison smokey (sausage).

Do you think grilled onions would lesson the detox effect?

I'm on the fence with beans...real chili should be bean-less, but the article recommended Hormel's...

ermghoti
7/28/2017 12:46pm,
Yeah, would be venison chili made with dried Hatch Peppers from New Mexico, over venison smokey (sausage).

I'll be right over.


Do you think grilled onions would lesson the detox effect?

You could use some, but sparingly. Those are packed with empty nutrients.


I'm on the fence with beans...real chili should be bean-less, but the article recommended Hormel's...

Hormel's has beans and no-beans versions, so let you conscience be your guide.

BKR
7/28/2017 4:06pm,
I'll be right over.



You could use some, but sparingly. Those are packed with empty nutrients.



Hormel's has beans and no-beans versions, so let you conscience be your guide.

Let me know when you are in the neighborhood.

Well, for sure I want to avoid unnecessary empty calories while detoxing.

I have not opened a can of chili in so long...

I'm thinking I will order a case of these, too.
https://www.vitacost.com/Images/Products/500/Aleva-Naturals/Aleva-Naturals-Bamboo-Baby-Wipes-624721379414.jpg

ChenPengFi
7/28/2017 4:11pm,
I suggest something like this, at least:

https://guideimg.alibaba.com/images/shop/72/08/19/6/mrs-bidet-white-spray-attachment-fot-toilet-complete-kit_3205086.jpg

Bneterasedmynam
7/28/2017 4:19pm,
So basically this thread is literal ****-posting.

BKR
7/28/2017 6:25pm,
So basically this thread is literal ****-posting.

Now that you are here, you Thou mewling hedge-born haggard.

BKR
7/28/2017 6:25pm,
I suggest something like this, at least:

https://guideimg.alibaba.com/images/shop/72/08/19/6/mrs-bidet-white-spray-attachment-fot-toilet-complete-kit_3205086.jpg

I'm afraid my wife would never get off the toilet if I installed one of those...

Tranquil Suit
7/28/2017 7:46pm,
Now that you are here, you Thou mewling hedge-born haggard.

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

BKR
7/28/2017 10:07pm,
You kiss your mother with that mouth?

I do not kiss my mother.

itwasntme
7/29/2017 3:35pm,
"the science behind this diet is irrefutable"

probably my favorite part. i didn't know trump wrote for mcsweeny's.