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patfromlogan
1/15/2016 4:43pm,
“We’re hoping this is an isolated incident and we’re asking the elderly not to knock any more militants on their ass,” said the grinning FBI agent.

This is fucking hilarious. One of the "Vanila Isis," the home grown militia occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, gets dumped hard (last seen, he was still gasping for breath on the ground). The Y'all Kida armed guard confronted the 79 year old only to be taken down with what sounds like, a single leg technique. And it's reported that 400 angry bird watchers are on their way!!

http://thelapine.ca/79-year-old-bird-watcher-takes-down-oregon-militant-with-old-high-school-wrestling-move/

and on another note, the militants sent out a wish list of supplies and were sent $1000 of dildos, sex toys and edible penises! http://www.esquire.com/news-politics/politics/news/a41206/oregon-militia-dildos-penis-candy/

BackFistMonkey
1/15/2016 6:08pm,
The idiot with the gun is lucky to be alive.

Why was that not Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Attempted Kidnapping?

Permalost
1/15/2016 6:25pm,
http://thelapine.narkomanija.ba/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Oregon-Militia-Lone-Soldier-Armed-Sized.jpg
Tactical karambit sighting!

BKR
1/15/2016 6:35pm,
Hilarious! I hope the birders show up in droves. If they get guns pointed at them, it's all the law needs to go in there and clean that **** up. Not that they don't have enough already.

Holy Moment
1/17/2016 9:06am,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5cQrzskqW0

DCS
1/17/2016 3:53pm,
“We’re hoping this is an isolated incident and we’re asking the elderly not to knock any more militants on their ass,” said the grinning FBI agent.

This is fucking hilarious. One of the "Vanila Isis," the home grown militia occupying the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge, gets dumped hard (last seen, he was still gasping for breath on the ground). The Y'all Kida armed guard confronted the 79 year old only to be taken down with what sounds like, a single leg technique. And it's reported that 400 angry bird watchers are on their way!!
False but funny.

BackFistMonkey
1/17/2016 4:17pm,
False but funny.

boooooooooooooooo!

Kovacs
1/17/2016 5:46pm,
http://thelapine.narkomanija.ba/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Oregon-Militia-Lone-Soldier-Armed-Sized.jpg
Tactical karambit sighting!

I would laugh at this guy for wearing desert gear in an alpine/winter environment and for having what looks like the most uncomfortable rig ever but the Karambit makes him totally legit.

BKR
1/19/2016 1:18pm,
I would laugh at this guy for wearing desert gear in an alpine/winter environment and for having what looks like the most uncomfortable rig ever but the Karambit makes him totally legit.

That area is "high desert", not alpine. So high desert with snow on the ground.

In any case, they are all nut-case sovereign citizens, regardless of environment.

goodlun
10/27/2016 11:43pm,
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/28/us/bundy-brothers-acquitted-in-takeover-of-oregon-wildlife-refuge.html?smid=fb-share&_r=0

Tramirezmma
10/28/2016 3:21pm,
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/28/us/bundy-brothers-acquitted-in-takeover-of-oregon-wildlife-refuge.html?smid=fb-share&_r=0

Goddammit. Goddamn stupid jury.

This was as open and shut guilty as it gets, IMO, and they come back with an acquittal? I guess it's totally cool to stage armed takeovers of government buildings then?

BKR
10/28/2016 3:33pm,
I am both surprised and not surprised at the verdict. Reasonable doubt can be a slippery thing...they obviously had good defense attorney's, other than the idiot demanding that people in custody on charges in another jurisdiction be released by a Judge in a different jurisdiction, LOL.