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Phrost
11/22/2014 10:35am,
http://i.imgur.com/Buipain.jpg

This guy has the right idea about how to get free turkey on Thanksgiving day, and it involves punching someone's relatives.

If you're a single lady (or even a single dude... he might be flexible on the M4W thing) in the Nashville area, and want to spice up an otherwise bland turkey day with relatives you can't stand, maybe you'll take him up on his offer. From the Craigslist post:

"lt's Thanksgiving. Want to skip that long, insulting conversation about how youre still single? About how your parents really want more grand children? Well, look no further!

I am a 28 year old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me painted like Eddie Van Halen's guitar. I can play anywhere between the ages of 20 and 29 depending on if i shave. I'm a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you'd like to have me as your stictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I'm game.

I can do these things, at your request:
openly hit on other female guests while you act like you dont notice.

start instigative discussions about politics and/or religion.

propose to you in front of everyone.

pretend to be really drunk as the evening goes on (sorry, i dont drink, but i used to. alot. too much in fact. i know the drill).

Start an actual, physical fight with a family member, either inside or on the front lawn for all the neighbors to see.

I require no pay but the free meal i will receive as a guest!"

Here's his listing on... err... Craigslist... ing. Whatever. (http://nashville.craigslist.org/cas/4769760484.html)

ghost55
11/22/2014 3:38pm,
I like the way that this man thinks.

W. Rabbit
11/23/2014 5:06pm,
The internet is like the Zoltan machine from Big.

You can make a wish and...

http://i.imgur.com/PQhVSC5.jpg

Holy Moment
11/23/2014 7:28pm,
I'm going to hire him, get him drunk, and then sexually assault him. Because that's what you do with people you meet on the internet.

When's the next NY/NJ throwdown, by the way?

W. Rabbit
11/24/2014 4:21pm,
I'm going to hire him, get him drunk, and then sexually assault him. Because that's what you do with people you meet on the internet.

When's the next NY/NJ throwdown, by the way?

Whenever Bill Cosby's show comes into town.

W. Rabbit
11/24/2014 8:12pm,
Whenever Bill Cosby's show comes into town.

http://i.imgur.com/ZVyly1u.png

Holy Moment
11/24/2014 9:01pm,
http://i.imgur.com/ZVyly1u.png

No, not too soon at all. Celebrities are always doing bad things, nobody gives a ****. Charles Schultz could come back from the dead tonight and face-**** every single one of his great-grandchildren, and nobody would bat an eye.