PDA

View Full Version : The Ashida Kim MessageBoards are Back!









PHILBERT
4/22/2004 12:13am,
I am on there already.

Is anyone else having problems posting? It says I can post one time per day.

Deadpan Scientist
4/22/2004 12:35am,
This is sad

PHILBERT
4/22/2004 12:48am,
Yes, it is. I managed to post three times before. I told Ashida Kim to go blow some guys. My name on there is THRAWN.

GajusCaesar
4/22/2004 12:49am,
Damn, they banned my RainbowNinja user. I posted about my partner and I practicing the "Doggy Style" Form. . .

Wounded Ronin
4/22/2004 12:57am,
Lesson learned indeed. Stand up fighters use restraint in sparring so that they do not hurt their sparring partners. As a result, they do not use to a realistic extent the potential power of their techniques. A grappler however, does apply what they learn. If you fight a grappler, you have to stop them fast and from the get go, even if it means a certain amount of injury, to get your point across. Or better yet, refuse to participate as Master Kim indicated. when I was younger I sparred a judoka with similar results. My last encounter with a grappler I just knocked the living hell out of him, and stated plainly that if he wanted to continue with this nonsense that I was game. He wasn't that motivated by "friendly sparring" after all. My teacher did the same thing to these chumps and it generally stopped them in their tracks. Most of these jerks are looking for an easy mark anyway. Take care and be safe and trust no one.

Yours in the Way,
Tora San


http://pub52.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm7.showMessage?topicID=3. topic




But to be perfectly honest it gets better.


In fact, the mind control mudras where once used in Waco, Texas, to incredible result. The seventh Mudra can control time and space, warping them so demon princes can cross into this reality.


Which is why the Davidian cult did so well against the feds.

http://pub52.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm9.showMessage?topicID=5. topic

GajusCaesar
4/22/2004 12:59am,
Heh. They think they can IP ban me? I'm a better ninja than any of those wuss-ass punks! Rainbow Ninja and his Doggy Style shall crush them all!!!!!!!111

JackHanma
4/22/2004 5:40am,
I have just posted on his stupid board and I asked whether or not jumping off cliffs is sound Ninja Training. I can't wait for the response.

Hannibal
4/22/2004 6:46am,
Hey if you guys keep this up, Ashida will just take down the message board again.I'm suprised he could recognse JKD Chick. Unless she used the same alias as here.

manchuria
4/22/2004 7:00am,
"Hey if you guys keep this up, Ashida will just take down the message board again."


please dont say that like its a negative thing.

Liffguard
4/22/2004 9:49am,
http://pub52.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm7.showMessage?topicID=3. topic

Sorry if someone has already posted a link to this thread. But it's aboslutely hilarious, a bunch of guys complaining that the only reason they got their asses kicked was that their "brute" opponents cheated whereas they apparently fought with "honour"

Zeddy
4/22/2004 10:12am,
Originally posted by JKDChick
[B]Edit: And it's official. I've been banned from viewing or posting. Keep up the good work, in my name, boys.

If it's any consolation JKDChick, your memory lives on in the form of insults. ;)

"because we all know that self- control often leads to total control. Because you're the other half of the equasion, right? You're just as present as the other, whether you choose to aknowledge it or not.

The 6 controls have saved me a chaotic mind when confronted by someone infront of me going hard and fast. [JKDchick...and I want my $50 back, I siad I like it slow, ho.]"

Sword of Creation on 6 Controls, 21-4-04

Wounded Ronin
4/22/2004 10:18am,
Hello everyone, i just thought i would share my experiences of time slowing down with you.

I should probably start with a little background, years ago before i had found martial arts and ninjitsu as a source of strength and self improvement, i was a real wild child.... no doubt about it. I used to smoke cannabis. This is something which i now abhor, after all one needs a clear mind and a pure body in order to be able to see the truth.

Anyway, several times when smoking or ingesting cannabis, one of the effects was that i found time to be slowing down. I am not sure whether this is called by adrenalin (cannabis speeds up your heartbeat) or by something else entirely. Later when i found ninjitsu (years before the matrix) i started thinking about whether this slowing effect could be applied in ninjitsu. Through meditation i attempted to repeat this experience. Perhaps because i have very clear memories of the events i have found a modicum of success with meditation inducing a timeslowing. I have managed to experience it once whilst practise cutting (tameshigiri),it was very strange i did not feel like i was moving my arms, and they were not blurred as they moved across my field of vision. However i have not yet been able to experience it at will when sparring, though i feel it is only a matter of time.

Anyway thats my experience, i have not smoked cannabis in 4 years since i found ninjitsu. If anyone has any questions i would be happy to answer..... and remember ninja>pothead every time


NINJA>POTHEAD!!!!! :p :p :p



http://pub52.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm9.showMessage?topicID=2. topic






Also, can they not spell?
http://pub52.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm11.showMessage?topicID=2 .topic

It's "katana", not "gatana" and everyone knows it. "Gatana" is incorrect both phonetically and in terms of formal romanization. Rather than seeming avant garde or with it, misspelling the word like this just makes them look like David Carradine poseurs who don't know what they're talking about.

Furthermore, if they wanted to talk about Japanese swords that are not necessarily katana, the generic term they should use would probably be "to". As in "nihon-to" or "ninja to".

So, like, these guys don't know any Japanese and yet seem proud of this fact by going with the "gatana" spelling.

WingChun Lawyer
4/22/2004 10:25am,
http://pub52.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm2.showMessage?topicID=20 .topic

Wonder how long will it take for them to delete this...

WingChun Lawyer
4/22/2004 10:26am,
For your convenience (and before they delete the topic):

Title: Honestly, you guys ACTUALLY take A. Kim seriously?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ninja mind control.

Secrets of the Kunoichi.

Astral forms.

Spiritual evolution as a good way of learning how to kick butt.

I mean, really, you canīt be serious. Please tell me this is all a joke.

Wounded Ronin
4/22/2004 10:31am,
See, I would ask...

If Ashida Kim is so highly spiritually evolved and is in tune with the big picture of the cosmos because of his astral projection and furthermore has the knowledge of life and death combat situations as imparted to him by his ninja master instructor......


Then why did he chicken out of the Bullshido challenge!?


I know a guy who is a former marine and a martial arts instructor. If someone challenged him at one of his classes he'd take up the challenge without a second thought. If Ashida Kim is so spiritual and sublime and badass, why can't he act the same way?

WingChun Lawyer
4/22/2004 10:38am,
Hey, I seem to be able to post more than once a day. Can you guys do the same?