Originally posted by Cannonfodder
Erm, i`ve just seen the A.K forum, and followed a few of the links from this thread.
After i stopped pissing myself (and changed my underwear) i started looking for
info on Ashida.K. I saw `Kungfu colins` link to Ashida.k`s Teenage Mutant Ninja
turtles interview: http://www.ashidakim.com/interview1.html

In that interview A.K is asked:

AM: How can someone join the Black Dragon Society, or at least find out more about it?

AK: There are two ways to gain admittance to this esoteric fraternity: a) present credentials from a reputable Sensei in any martial arts or military combat style; or b) learn and perform Kata Dante, an exercise of 27 movements that teaches every major fist, principle of combat, vital and fatal point of the human anatomy, before a recognized member of the Society. The form must be done in less than 10 seconds. Count Dante, who originated this form, required that his students do it in five, and the applicant must be able to explain the above fists, targets, etc. to the satisfaction of the member or panel providing the test.

COUNT DANTE?!? Who? ...so i did a search for the guy ....sadly i believe i found his website
....Even sadder is the fact that i`ve got to change my underwear again!

Enjoy ;)

http://www.count-dante.com/count.html



No, no, no! That's not Count Dante. The original real Count Dante was John Keehan. You can read all about him in either the Baffling Budo or Bad Budo forums on e-budo.com. John Keehan was an actual 70s martial artist.

Ashida Kim reubukes Bullshido.

http://pub52.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm9.showMessage?topicID=8. topic



No, these wimps never challenged anybody. Because they are not martial artists, just trolls.
They had a picture of some jackass standing in front of a pile of stage money PRETENDING to challenge me.
But, when I told them to send me the ticket, they pussed out.

Ashida Kim

How can he possibly even claim to accept challenges? He clearly sets up such absurd circumstances so that nobody will ever be able to actually fight him in a challenge match.

Ha ha ha..... sweet!

http://www.dojopress.com/pics/cvr-AAAK.gif

So evidently, he's a lover, not a fighter.

http://www.dojopress.com/pics/cvr-x-rdl.gif

Ashida Kim
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If you were deleted (JKDChick, 'cause we know it's just you with a new alias) you deserved it.
Coming back here and asking why is just more spam.

Ashida Kim

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I'm flattered even if they did delete my posts.

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Originally posted by Osiris
"What does he claim?"

I think he mentioned he was a wrestler.

"No, these wimps never challenged anybody. Because they are not martial artists, just trolls.
They had a picture of some jackass standing in front of a pile of stage money PRETENDING to challenge me.
But, when I told them to send me the ticket, they pussed out"

LMAO. He asked us about getting him a ticket and paying transportation costs and I said yes. He kept BSing though after that eventually claiming that he would never fight.

Nigga please. Yeah, stage money. Ashita has never seen a grand let alone 5 grand in one place at any given time.

I pussed out?

I believe the little bitch Ashita whined about being an old man, with bad knees, wears glasses, and has nothing to prove by fighting a Steriod abuser MMA'er.

Come on, not everyone over 270lbs does steroids! I'm down to 230lbs now, I wonder Ashita will fight now?

http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?s=&name=Reviews&rop=showcontent&id=2

If anyone is unfamilliar with the story.

Originally posted by indestructible
So evidently, he's a lover, not a fighter.

http://www.dojopress.com/pics/cvr-x-rdl.gif

So am I, but I don´t go out issuing challenges. And I keep my private pictures private.:)

Chris Hunter is a serious joke. But he makes me laugh. He really tries to propogate the 'Ninja Master' persona, but fails miserably, he doesn't even practice what he preaches! He takes personal jabs at people, has no couth, and loses his cool really fast, but in the very next post, he'll try to sound philosophical (and fail miserably) and attempt to throw out profound verbage.

Why does he use crappy free ezboards instead of setting up his own forums? Or did I just answer my own question.

One last note about his pet boy Sherman (Lord Morgue) talking **** about ground fighting, well, I have yet to be in a serious fight that didn't end up on the ground. Those times I didn't end up on the ground was called sparring.

Oh, man are they actually calling me a "ho" over there?

That's the funniest thing EVER. God, I love those little coward pussies.

BTW,This (http://pub52.ezboard.com/fashidakimmessageboardsfrm8.showMessage?topicID=15 .topic) is classic! He's talking about the Hairdresser turned Neenja, Count Dante, and the techniques he wrote about (which Chris Hunter plagarized the **** out of for his own book).

Too much! My stomach is hurting from laughing so hard.

Originally posted by JKDChick
Oh, man are they actually calling me a "ho" over there?

That's the funniest thing EVER. God, I love those little coward pussies.

Problem is, they seem to love you too, no matter how much you flame them.

Bah, you were right, ninjas don´t get no *****.

Alright! Banned in two hours! And I was looking forward to trolling there boards at least until I went home from work. Oh well.

**** man, they keep deleting my posts, yet they won't ban me. I've posted about how I think Ashida Kim swallows in gay sex, how if the Ninjas there would go get laid they'll actually stop believing in the crap, flamed him with a bunch of smileys, and more. They just won't ban me.

Originally posted by PHILBERT
**** man, they keep deleting my posts, yet they won't ban me. I've posted about how I think Ashida Kim swallows in gay sex, how if the Ninjas there would go get laid they'll actually stop believing in the crap, flamed him with a bunch of smileys, and more. They just won't ban me.

Flaming is not enough, grasshopper. It is much more satisfying to imagine the embarassed looks on their faces when confronted with an honest question about that ninja sex book.