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wikidbounce
6/15/2011 6:24pm,
I've seen threads on bullshido before about what the best MA would be against various animals. An Egyptian Man has decided to test himself against a Lion in order to promote tourism for his homeland.

http://www.almasryalyoum.com/en/node/465580

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/08/al-sayed-al-essawy-egyptian-gladiator-lion-fight-egypt-tourism_n_873102.html

http://www.thenational.ae/news/worldwide/middle-east/strongman-plans-to-slay-lion-and-revive-egyptian-tourism-trade




Known for his feats of strength, Mr al Essawy, 25, has announced plans to battle a 10-year-old, 280-kilogram lion named Samson to the death on June 25.




He has no exercise regimen and eats just one meal a day. Strength, he says, comes from the mind.
It was at the age of 13 when he discovered his physical strength and mental powers and ever since he has dedicated himself to finding the next big challenge.




Flipping open a laptop, he shows photographs of some of his accomplishments: hanging himself by the neck without strangling, pulling a truck with a rope connected to nails embedded in his shoulders, and leaping from a building onto a pile of sand.




Al-Masry: What about animal lovers? Are you aware of how many people your lion-fighting plans have angered? People are threatening to boycott Egypt and any Egyptian products because of you.
Essawy: That’s because they don’t understand what I’m going to do. They think I’m going to kill the lion. I’m not going to kill it, nor will I be armed with a sword or dagger - those are all false reports circulated by the media for reasons I don’t understand.
Al-Masry: So, you’re not going to kill the lion?
Essawy: No. Unless it’s a matter of life or death, in which case I will be forced to kill it.
Al-Masry: When is fighting a lion not a matter of life or death?
Essawy: It’s up to the lion. If he chooses to withdraw, or surrender, and lets me tie him up, then I will not kill him and the fight will end. But, like I said, if it comes down to either me or him, I will have to kill him. But I don’t want to kill the lion, nor am I planning on it. I want to make that clear.
Al-Masry: What will you do with its corpse?
Essawy: I will have it stuffed (laughs).




Al-Masry: But, technically, the lion’s only fighting because you’re forcing it to.
Essawy: Yes. It’s a caged fight, so there will be nowhere for the lion to run. I have challenged the lion, and I will defeat it.
Al-Masry: So, to dismiss this as just some really crazy guy beating up an innocent lion would be, in your opinion...
Essawy: Completely inaccurate and misleading. I’m not a crazy person. There’s a political reason behind what I’m doing.




Al-Masry: If the event is successful, how will you follow it up? More lion fights?
Essawy: I have a whole series of shows planned in my head. I will pull an airplane with my teeth, and I will pull an airplane with my hair. I will also be run over by an airplane. In between each of these acts, there will be lion battles.
Al-Masry: Have you fought any other beasts before? Will this be your first lion fight?
Essawy: This will be my first battle with a lion, yes. I have fought other animals, mainly dogs. On separate occasions, I have fought three of the most ferocious dog breeds.
Al-Masry: You punch dogs?
Essawy: I punch and kick them.
Al-Masry: How are you training for this specific event?
Essawy: By doing a series of mental exercises. Nothing physical, just brain-training. I visualize the fight for two hours at a time. I visualize the lion, and all the possible ways it could attack. Will it go for the head, or will it grab me by the feet? I ask myself these questions and visualize how I will dodge these attacks.
Al-Masry: What about the lion? Have you been preparing it for the fight by provoking it in any way? Maybe abusing it physically or even verbally, like with trash talk?
Essawy: No, I don’t spend any time with the lion at all; I haven’t even given it a name. I don’t want to get too attached to it. It’s on a friend’s farm, and he’s responsible for it until the day of the battle. I’d also like to point out that the lion will not be tranquilized, and I will give it a blood test directly before the fight in order to prove it.
Al-Masry: What combat techniques will you be implementing against the lion? Will you use martial arts, or will you be resorting to regular street-fighting tactics, like dirt in the eye and crotch-punches?
Essawy: I don’t know about the dirt, but the lion will probably not let me punch its crotch. I will have to use a new fighting style I’ve developed, which is called "Life or Death." This will be a caged fight, and I will be desperate to survive, which is why I’ve called the style “Life or Death.”




Essawy: I think it’s time we start celebrating genuine talent. For years we’ve been celebrating nothing but sex. I’ve taught children how to chew glass and pull cars with their teeth - the proof is on YouTube. I can raise a generation of super soldiers. I’ve jumped from ten-story buildings, I’ve hung myself many times and have been repeatedly run over. So, when I say I have the intellect and strength to take a lion down, people should take me seriously. Why isn’t anyone listening to me? I don’t know, but it’s very frustrating...


Hopefully the event will be cancelled before either of them are harmed, Essawy is doing all he can to make it happen.

donoraen
6/16/2011 3:25am,
I once saw(on tv) an adult zebra that was being chased by a lion kick it full in the chest multiple times. The lion didn't even break stride. This will not end well.

ermghoti
6/16/2011 9:55am,
This will not end well.

I disagree. The death of an imbecile before its genes pollute the pool is the happiest of endings.

Permalost
6/16/2011 10:29am,
I'm guessing the lion won't have access to its claws and teeth? Because if it does, its no contest, and if it doesn't, well its not like nature designed the lion to fight unarmed.

lionknight
6/16/2011 10:42am,
Roar!!

W. Rabbit
6/16/2011 12:42pm,
As Bullshido's resident animal lover I felt compelled to dig a bit further and found this has little to do with a lion.

He's doing this as an anti-Israeli/America political statement.


Al-Masry: What message are you trying to send?
Essawy: When I defeat the lion - which I will - I will pull an Israeli flag out of my pocket, and drape it over the lion, and put my foot on it. Israel led me to this, through all their atrocities which, as a child, I grew up watching on television. The message is that even though Israel and America may be as strong as a lion - the strongest creature on the planet - they too can be defeated.
Al-Masry: By you?
Essawy: By the Arab youth, which is about to explode. Soon, they will be ready to take on the mightiest foe.


I guess maybe there is a connection between television and pointless violence after all...

The lion he's planning to fight and possibly kill is meant to symbolize this lion, the Lion of Judah.

http://i.imgur.com/iNG8A.png

I'm sure the lion will be drugged or otherwise impaired.

The funny part will be even a (almost 620 lb) impaired lion could probably kill this guy by falling asleep on his head.

Permalost
6/16/2011 2:16pm,
I didn't think it was possible, but I dislike this even more knowing that this is also symbolic combat with the Lion of Judah.

yli
6/16/2011 2:24pm,
No, this isn't symbolic combat with the Lion of Judah, this is just straight up "combat" with a 280kg African Lion. Assuming he's not ripped to pieces, he'll probably just do some silly PR stunt at the end to placate his rabidly anti-Semitic fanbase.

W. Rabbit
6/16/2011 4:14pm,
No, this isn't symbolic combat with the Lion of Judah, this is just straight up "combat" with a 280kg African Lion. Assuming he's not ripped to pieces, he'll probably just do some silly PR stunt at the end to placate his rabidly anti-Semitic fanbase.

Did you miss the part about him planning to plant an Israeli flag on the dead lion, and then crushing it with his foot to symbolize the Arab youth rising up to destroy America and Israel?

They were his own words. I quoted him. Sounds like it's pretty symbolic to him.

Agreed he's probably going to get mauled.

Petter
6/16/2011 5:22pm,
The way I see it, there are three main possibilities:


He isn’t planning to do it at all, but claims to in order to cultivate an image of bravado; he expects that the authorities will shut him down completely and take the lion away so that he’ll have a good excuse.
He’s planning to fight the lion, but it will be disabled: Starved to the point of near-death weakness, drugged, declawed and defanged—who knows?
He actually plans to do it and will, unless prevented, be just as mauled as he deserves.

Maybe someone should start a betting pool.

Re. the third possibility, I am reminded of this clip


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9s2xYkTsRo

and of the first comment, which is sublime (very rare for YouTube comments):


I heard about this guy, and people were saying there should have been better fences to prevent people from getting in their cage. So I suggested some kind of deterrent, like putting some kind of fierce animal in the cage that would attack anyone who climbed in.

judoka_uk
6/16/2011 5:29pm,
'You cannot see the lions by foot bra!' lol, good old South Africa.

Also solid comment by joeschmojo.

I think we might have gone to this park, maybe not. Still Lions are fucking awesome, don't **** around with Lions.

Odacon
6/16/2011 5:29pm,
I hope mossad switch the trick lion with a real one at the last minute.

yli
6/16/2011 9:00pm,
A starving animal would make things even worse, as it will desperately attack (and then eat) Mr. Essawy.

My bet is that the lion is a trained circus animal who will submit upon the first touch. At least if al Sayed al Essawy wants to live.

W. Rabbit
6/16/2011 10:30pm,
I hope mossad switch the trick lion with a real one at the last minute.

More like place poison in Essawy's shoes.

They should replace the trick lion with this Lion (my favorite). He would just defeat Essawy by running circles around him until he gassed out.

http://i.imgur.com/B83vy.jpg

yli
6/16/2011 10:58pm,
I was about to suggest that he get into the pit with Ndamukong Suh, who will also fearsomely maul this idiot.

MasterYourself
6/24/2011 3:37am,
Damn, just let the lion eat the guy already!