I'd bomb the New Orleans Saints given the chance, just not the poor.

Just saying.

Who dat?

My lil' friend.

It is not IQ but common sense that is lacking. (I got that nugget from wabbit)

I'd bomb the New Orleans Saints given the chance
Spoken like any reasonable Patriots fan. I'm obligated to be a Pats fan, till I drop. I played guitar w/ the opening day band at the Stadium, and a close friend's brother is a VP in the Pat's org. I never thought I'd leave the niners fold, but after Joe and Steve were gone, it was surprisingly easy.

on the OP, spot-friggin-on. I got derailed cos I wanted to read the whole thread before chiming in.
p.s. Is that a real book????!!!???!!!????
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Zti4cB4OL._SL500_AA300_.jpg

Looks thick. I figured something like that would look like...
http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/clumsyninjaproductions/page.jpg

I've been a Patriots/Sox fan for a long time (so were my grandparents), but at heart I love the Deroit Lions circa 1991. I was a big Barry Sanders fan...best running back in the history of the game. No, don't pester me with statistics.

p.s. Is that a real book????!!!???!!!????
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61Zti4cB4OL._SL500_AA300_.jpg


Yes, available on Amazon.com for $20 to $45 ish.

Here is an actual review from the Amazon page:

1 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Review with caution, October 28, 2010
By
Chuck Norris - See all my reviews (http://www.amazon.com/gp/cdp/member-reviews/A2EVSBGT514Z67/ref=cm_cr_pr_auth_rev?ie=UTF8&sort_by=MostRecentReview)


This review is from: Street Sword: Practical Use of the Long Blade for Self-Defense (Paperback)
Phil Elmore artfully crafted this masterpiece. I read this book before I became a legend. Now I can kill anyone anytime anywhere.

I always wondered if the book is titled 'Street Sword' why does the cover show him standing in the woods?

I always wondered if the book is titled 'Street Sword' why does the cover show him standing in the woods?
That's what I was wondering. That, and what animal crawled up and died on his chin?
I wonder if Phail takes his glasses of for str33t stuff? Perhaps he wears Rec Specs.


I was a big Barry Sanders fan...best running back in the history of the game. No, don't pester me with statistics.
Agreed. Biggest contrast between talent of the back, and talent of the team around him ever, that I've seen.

I always wondered if the book is titled 'Street Sword' why does the cover show him standing in the woods?

It's the clothes. See in Elmoreland, those are average street clothes.

I think he's missing the point that if he dressed like that in most parts of the world, yeah, someone would go after his wallet.

(Personally if I were to rob Mr. Elmore, I'd take the sword, which is pretty and likely more valuable than anything in the wallet).

Everyone knows if you want to blend in "on the street", you'd want to wear actual street clothing.

Bad, bad Martialist!!

Possible answer A.) he lives in the most armed civilian-unfriendly state in the country aside from California. If he had posed for the picture in an urban area, he'd have gotten shot by a beat cop.

B.) He is, as I've suspected for a while, doing the long troll/being the Colbert of the RBSD/SHTF community.

I always wondered if the book is titled 'Street Sword' why does the cover show him standing in the woods?
He is in the street. Viking-esque surroundings naturally radiate from a real Street Sword man.

Yes, they'd commit suicide. The fat fucks.


Holy crap! The hate for fat guys is making me cry. =(

I always wondered if the book is titled 'Street Sword' why does the cover show him standing in the woods?

According to the reviews (I read a handful of them) all photos for the entire book were shot in the woods. Apparently, there are techniques for sword + handgun techniques in the book as well.
Dumb cartoon alert:http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/rde1194l.jpg

Possible answer
B.) He is, as I've suspected for a while, doing the long troll/being the Colbert of the RBSD/SHTF community.
He's no Colbert. More like old phat Elvis, minus all the genius baggage.

I wonder if Phail takes his glasses of for str33t stuff? Perhaps he wears Rec Specs.



He's a TNPer, DUDES! Those are TACTICAL glasses custom made for civilian sheepdogs. Your mileage may vary.

my wife uses tactical tampons. they sneak in and you never know they were ever there.

my wife uses tactical tampons. they sneak in and you never know they were ever there.

Does she go by the name Inadvertent Smell, by any chance?