Wow Phrost. 35 meals in a week? I eat 17 if a slice of toast counts as a meal. Also, that's the most ridiculous amount of butthurt I've seen today. If you ever make a talk show entitled "Yes Bitch, I CAN Eat an Entire Pizza" I'll be sure to tune in.

5 meals a day x 7 days. Most of the time though I just constantly eat something, as long as it's something good. I eat the hell out of carrots, celery, trail mix, fruit, etc.

If my diet was 100% locked down, I'd have very little body fat given my current conditioning routine, but I'm not trying to impress teenage girls and I enjoy food more than I'd enjoy being super skinny. I look like a freaking human-mongoose hybrid as it is now that I've dropped down to 170.

I have a friend who's pretty fat. He's a good guy and we have known each other a long time, but he gets on my nerves sometimes because he's one of these guys who talks about how 'easy' everything is and yaks about nutrition, exercising etc. and does nothing but sit on his ass and watch tv/surf the web in his spare time. He also has terrible eating habits, nothing but **** food, no fruits or vegetables (except potatoes, or the measly veggies you get a big mac or a whopper). He never eats breakfast, so his metabolisim doesn't kick off and burn some of his lard-ass off during the day.He drinks Coke like its water..up to a six-pack a day.He smokes cigarettes, and will smoke pot every single day if he can afford to.
Last year during the hockey playoffs, he was coming over almost every night for a couple of weeks to watch the games, and he wanted to me to smoke dope with him every night..when I told him I didn't want to because it was slowing me down and making me have shitty workouts the next day, he stopped coming over.
He'll tell me how I should be altering my gym routine, what exercises are best for this muscle group, or that muscle group. If I tell him I'm thinking about having some work done around the house ( like getting a privacy fence installed, or something) he asks me why I don't just do it myself because its 'easy'. He yaps about these things and yet he doesn't get off is ass to take his garbage to the curb half the time.He's the epitomy of laziness. However, he is fairly bright and fun to be around. He also used to be a decent athlete, we played hockey against each other when we were younger,lifted weights togehter, we trained in kung fu and shortfist boxing together for years - and he was a good fighter. But he's gotten really out of shape and lacks motivation.
Its irritating. Last time he made some smart-ass remark about my workout routine I replied by telling him to get off his ass and try something else besides the 'happy meal plan' he was on.
It shut him up pretty quick.

If my diet was 100% locked down, I'd have very little body fat given my current conditioning routine, but I'm not trying to impress teenage girls and I enjoy food more than I'd enjoy being super skinny.
beep boop

I'm not trying to impress teenage girls either, but I just can't seem to stop them from being impressed.

Wow, permalost summed me up. Except for the not trying to impress teenage girls. I'm like a fucking slave to those tight little bodies.

Also, it has occurred to me that some skinny guys sometimes have too much indiscriminate hate towards large guys, as if 120kg #1 who sits on the couch is the same as 120kg #2 who trains regularly and eats heaps. Fat guy 1 is encased in gelatin, while fat guy 2 is a fucking meataxe, packed with insulated muscle. Skinny guy sees #2 and decides that he's the same fat as #1, denigrates him and then goes and tries a 150kg squat and gets crushed in the process, crying that he can't put on enough bulk. I suppose the same happens for big guys looking at skinny guys, except I for one am happy I will never look good in girls jeans.

fat guy 2 is a fucking meataxe, packed with insulated muscle.

Why'd you have to go and bring me into the discussion?

Everyone will lose about 50 pounds in the first two weeks of the Big Pac as I call it

So the fat people will be quickly reduced to fit

The fit people will be reduced to jerky

Former fatties will kill and beat them

Then mix them with coconut for a tasty trail mix

Kill all the fat people, before it's to late!!!!!!!!!!!!

beep boop

Yeah except 5-10 pounds of body fat is a good thing whereas 50+ will kill you eventually.

Everyone will lose about 50 pounds in the first two weeks of the Big Pac as I call it

So the fat people will be quickly reduced to fit

The fit people will be reduced to jerky

Former fatties will kill and beat them

Then mix them with coconut for a tasty trail mix
It's funny because it's true. People who eat like fat bitches, yet stay thin and 'fit' are genetically defective, and would get selected out in short order (anyone relying on weight training to be 'big' or 'bigger'), as would people carrying a lean muscle load greater than their metabolism can support. Dan Severn is your future Lord Humongous, and Tank Abbot is his sweet, sweet Wez.

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s253/mattcranky/modz-1.jpg

You're not really going to attempt to have a serious argument about the intelligence of my dog are you? That was meant to be funny. Here me laughing?

The idea of being culturally disadvantaged is nothing but a crutch and excuse for the weak. The people, especially those at the Superdome suffered the fate of embeciles.

Were there some exceptions? Sure, there were a handful of the elderly (I'll give them a break even though there are plenty of old ass dumbfucks), sick and soforth that truly got stuck in a **** sandwich. But they were the exception, not the rule.

All those able bodied people suffered because they have double digit IQs and they lack the ability to think ahead. Not only that, but they chose to continue sitting there in misery and filth long after the nature of the situation at the Superdome was crystal clear.

Smarter men would have (A) evacuated the area long before the hurricane and watched it on CNN or (B) walked off into the woods and abandoned the Superdome chaos in favor of a couple days of camping.

You know it is kind of possible that the circumstances of one's background change your chances of success without putting it on or off the table

If it TRULY didn't matter AT ALL stories of rich people regressing wouldn't be as exceptional as stories of destitute people succeeding. Life would see wealth shoot away towards the most talented when it in fact clings to those lucky in birth and lucky in careers - place and time of birth matter, as do subsequent place and time. Anyone can get rich selling shovels, but if it's a gold rush where you live and you learned shovel sales at your daddy's knee you might just have a bit of an advantage...but take that advantage in one place and time and you might find yourself in a world with no need for the service you're best at, and toil in obscurity and die, lucky just to leave no debts

Like most people do.

All I've learned from this thread is that despite our respective waistlines we should ALL be out to impress teenage girls. All of us.

All I've learned from this thread is that despite our respective waistlines we should ALL be out to impress teenage girls. All of us.

If I were to try that my wife would cut my cock off, legally.

we aren't married to the same woman, are we rabbit?

we aren't married to the same woman, are we rabbit?

Maybe.

My wife has a great sense of humor.

Before Arnold's bastard son was exposed, she would always joke "no young, hot babysitters".

After she saw the housekeeper Arnold schtupped, now it's "no babysitters".