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Sri Hanuman
5/31/2011 4:03am,
Hello guys, its great to see you guys are all having fun at my expense and that I am the object of your affection. Of course my Hokuto Shinken was named after a fictional system. But I guess that doesn't make it fiction anymore. I have said many times that I named it after the fictional martial art. You guys do know that the more you slander people's names and lie about them on this website, the more propaganda and fame they get right? Good work guys! On a more important note, God is good! And I pray that all you come to know Jesus as Lord and Savior. The Bible says that only through him can one be saved! God bless guys and take care!
Can haz proof of identity or not actually the guy.
too early. grammar bad now...
Hiro Protagonist
5/31/2011 5:00am,
http://i2.ytimg.com/i/UVRkQiRTHvdiD8j_3HhPuw/1.jpg?v=96479f
I subscribe.
Pharabus
5/31/2011 7:18am,
I was suprised to discover I have two friends in common with this guy on facebook (neither of whom know each other, degrees of seperation or what!) both are Facebook whores so probably don't actually know him but I will message them to see what they do know
(plus my response subscribed me to a thread that may produce lols!)
P
Prince Vlad
5/31/2011 8:04am,
I'm the Senzuri Ryu Soke
Chili Pepper
5/31/2011 8:08am,
On a more important note, God is good! And I pray that all you come to know Jesus as Lord and Savior. The Bible says that only through him can one be saved! God bless guys and take care!
And he's a God-Whalloper, will wonders never cease?
SpamN'Cheese
5/31/2011 1:20pm,
And he's a God-Whalloper, will wonders never cease?
Least he doesn't claim to be soke of Jehovah's martial arts.
CheeksWWAC
6/01/2011 4:08am,
Least he doesn't claim to be soke of Jehovah's martial arts.
What is Jehovah's MA? Krav Maga?
SpamN'Cheese
6/01/2011 6:45am,
What is Jehovah's MA? Krav Maga?
I was going along the lines of some Jesus inspired art, but that could work.
Pharabus
6/01/2011 7:03am,
Anyway neither of my friends actually know this guy
Facebook whores! who has 2000 friends really!!
Gabetuno
6/01/2011 7:04am,
Hello guys, its great to see you guys are all having fun at my expense and that I am the object of your affection. Of course my Hokuto Shinken was named after a fictional system. But I guess that doesn't make it fiction anymore. I have said many times that I named it after the fictional martial art. You guys do know that the more you slander people's names and lie about them on this website, the more propaganda and fame they get right? Good work guys! On a more important note, God is good! And I pray that all you come to know Jesus as Lord and Savior. The Bible says that only through him can one be saved! God bless guys and take care!
It could be argued, of course, that the only one having any real fun is you, and at the expense of the people who pay you for your obviously false certificates in BJJ.
This is, to be clear, assuming you are who you say you are. But my guess is, like your BJJ rank, you'll have no trouble dodging proof of that as well.
tao.jonez
6/01/2011 9:46am,
What is Jehovah's MA? Krav Maga?
No, not Krav Maga. It's basically kickboxing, but they use more smites and sunders. Very little defensive technique at all if you read the literature on it.
CheeksWWAC
6/02/2011 12:05am,
Then Rachel said, “With mighty wrestlings I have wrestled with my sister and have prevailed.” So she called his name Naphtali-Gen 30:8
And Jacob was left alone. And a man wrestled with him until the breaking of the day.When the man saw that he did not prevail against Jacob, he touched his hip socket, and Jacob's hip was put out of joint as he wrestled with him.
-Gen 32:24/25
God's MA is wrestling.
And Jacob was left alone. And a man wrestled with him until the breaking of the day.When the man saw that he did not prevail against Jacob…
Can God create a wrestler so good that God himself can’t outwrestle him?
Can God create a wrestler so good that God himself can’t outwrestle him?
For a 12 level logic wielder, that was a pretty unwieldy question.
For what it's worth, no. If 'God' consititues and comprises 'all', then by definition, the wrestler that god made must be equal to or below God's own ability.
Uncle Skippy
6/02/2011 12:41am,
He is NOT a Carlson Gracie black belt:
http://riograpplingclub.wordpress.com/2006/10/19/carlson-gracie-black-belts-list/
Also, I wish I could say that I photoshopped the following image, but I can't. His 2nd "dan" BJJ cert: http://i.imgur.com/wNkWQ.jpg
The instructor who "granted" him the 2nd "dan" in BJJ is here:
http://yudansilacqdefenseacademy.weebly.com/
No.1_Son
6/02/2011 2:02am,
His "instructor"s credentials, from the website:
Shihan Farouk has trained in the martial arts for over 30 years. He has studied various arts such as Karate -do , Judo, Aikido and Silat. Shihan Dr. Kirk "Farouk" Gibbs currently holds the title of Judan (10. Degree) in YudanSila Bela Diri, Roku Dan ( 6th Degree), San Dan (3rd Degree), in Okinawa Karate Do, and Guru in Pencak Silat with various combat & tactical defense certifications.
I'll wager my 458 varrots that his guy doesn't have verifiable lineage to back up any of these claims either. Thanks for the lulz.
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