Yep, there were at least 5 images of the main character from the Hitman series as well as a poorly doctored photo of Trinity from the matrix. Its like the thinks he's in the movie or the game or some sort of twisted delusion of grandeur; I say we encourage it to the fullest of comical results.

Seconded. He also appears to be on steroids, as that muscle definition is suspiciously Ultimate Warrior-y. Can we find someone pudgy to pound him out?

Seconded. He also appears to be on steroids, as that muscle definition is suspiciously Ultimate Warrior-y. Can we find someone pudgy to pound him out?

How much money does everyone think it would take to get Roy Nelson to do the job?

It's only a matter of time before he tries to molest someone. Or something.
Watch the local news.

Wow also his gallery has aSTAGGERING number of certs including a Carlson cert for 2nd Degree BB in BJJ. That seems pretty easy to debunk.

Is the Carlson cert too blurry to read most of for anybody else?

I need to call Junior this week about something else, so I can ask him if he's ever heard of the guy unless somebody else wants to do it.

Is the Carlson cert too blurry to read most of for anybody else?

I need to call Junior this week about something else, so I can ask him if he's ever heard of the guy unless somebody else wants to do it.

It is very hard to read. That may be intentional or not. I haven't heard back form the Rilion School where he claims to have trained. However, I only emailed them. I'll give it some more time then call them. Sometime MA schools take a while to reply to email.

If you actually know Carlson Jr. asking him would be awesome.

If you actually know Carlson Jr. asking him would be awesome.

I'm affiliated with him. Great guy, great teacher. Happily, he's supposed to be in California this week, so it should even be possible to talk to him, which is touch and go with how much he travels.

I'd especially like to see what he has to say about his dad's name being on a certification that was issued AFTER he died.

It looks to me like the signature on it is somebody else's... David K-something is my best guess, with the title "Certified Instructor."

Since Carlson Senior's name is printed on there, and it's so relatively soon after he passed away, it might just be a sort of paperwork lag... I get the impression things were pretty disorganized for about a year after Senior passed away, but hard to say.

This really looks more and more like an elaborate joke every time I look at the page again. If I hadn't had to call in about other stuff, I probably wouldn't have done a special call for it.

Carlson Junior didn't answer his cell, so I called Carlson Gracie Federation HQ in Temecula and talked to Tom, the guy who runs things for it. He said Carlson isn't talking much at the moment because he's chilling out at home after his long trip to Europe. I did ask if Tom'd ever heard of Bueno and he had not, but asked me to send him a link so he could see for himself.

Epic. I wish I was at the HQ to hear the lulz.

Hello guys, its great to see you guys are all having fun at my expense and that I am the object of your affection. Of course my Hokuto Shinken was named after a fictional system. But I guess that doesn't make it fiction anymore. I have said many times that I named it after the fictional martial art. You guys do know that the more you slander people's names and lie about them on this website, the more propaganda and fame they get right? Good work guys! On a more important note, God is good! And I pray that all you come to know Jesus as Lord and Savior. The Bible says that only through him can one be saved! God bless guys and take care!

You guys do know that the more you slander people's names and lie about them on this website, the more propaganda and fame they get right?

Yes, go ahead and tell Ralph Severe and Rebecca Black that.

Hello guys, its great to see you guys are all having fun at my expense and that I am the object of your affection. Of course my Hokuto Shinken was named after a fictional system. But I guess that doesn't make it fiction anymore. I have said many times that I named it after the fictional martial art. You guys do know that the more you slander people's names and lie about them on this website, the more propaganda and fame they get right? Good work guys! On a more important note, God is good! And I pray that all you come to know Jesus as Lord and Savior. The Bible says that only through him can one be saved! God bless guys and take care!
Yes, that is exactly how it works. Thanks. No one has ever hidden, closed their doors, lost students, quit teaching, been stripped of rank, left the country or ran to the courts.

Oh and ask Jim Tressel how fame and "lies" are working for him right now.

Hello guys, its great to see you guys are all having fun at my expense and that I am the object of your affection. Of course my Hokuto Shinken was named after a fictional system. But I guess that doesn't make it fiction anymore. I have said many times that I named it after the fictional martial art. You guys do know that the more you slander people's names and lie about them on this website, the more propaganda and fame they get right? Good work guys! On a more important note, God is good! And I pray that all you come to know Jesus as Lord and Savior. The Bible says that only through him can one be saved! God bless guys and take care!

Cool.

Can you tell us who gave you your BJJ Black Belt?

Was that really him, or someone about to make this thread a hell of a lot more entertaining? Not that it wasn't already! I would think someone as narcissistic as he who would create that website, would fill his profile with all his achievements. Unless he his hiding them from further scrutiny.

I would like to know how he has time to do all that stuff. He's a personal trainer/bodyguard/teacher I mean really? I hardly have time to make my classes three times a week, and I just work around my schedule, not the schedules of others. Maybe this guy is the real deal, and can replicate himself to be all these different places at once!

Let me get this straight! This is going to teach you to defend yourself against the biggest threat to your security, which just so happens to be running rampant on the streets of the United States, everywhere, even in small towns; ASSASSINS! Not just any assassins, but assassins who mug you at ATMs! I guess the bad economy has affected everyone! The poor assassins are holding people up at gunpoint at ATMs everywhere!

Why the EFFF would an assassin hold you up at a fricking ATM?!!!!!! They are assassins! They would just kill you while you weren't even looking! Like when you are punching your pin in! If he is an assassin, someone is paying him to kill you, so he need not mug you! Oh Efff'n A!!!!! Now I'm almost validating the existence these assassins running a muck!!! **** this guy is a mind control genius!!!!