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vaquero de las nalgas
5/12/2011 2:41pm,
...just found another idiot. This guy will cut down your training time considerably.

Take on four guys at once...without the porno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSGGKOFcgLM&NR=1

Or you are just down for a threesome:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCHdN6WA3qk&feature=relmfu

Or you like to handle big wood:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qlk2xa-auc

Smoke
5/12/2011 2:47pm,
Haha, Expert Village, again. Nothing to see here folks!

I'd carry a sword in public and see how many Naruto fan boys and goth kids would stare at me with jealousy.

Tranquil Suit
5/12/2011 2:52pm,
Hmm, anyone seen their Sambo series? That guy looks familiar.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57461

Apollo1982
5/12/2011 3:00pm,
"You're walking down the street with your sword on your hip" It's pretty obvious that these videos are designed to teach self defense to ppl with time machines.

Syphilis
5/12/2011 3:02pm,
...just found another idiot. This guy will cut down your training time considerably.

Take on four guys at once...without the porno:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSGGKOFcgLM&NR=1


And that's all there is to it. Yup. Just killed four imaginary guys, without moving from my horse stance, and now you can do it too. It's just that easy to kill four attackers. I <3 his tone of voice. 19 year old master karate instructor is a deadly blade killer, doesn't think twice before slaughtering four attackers in this preconceived sequence. That's how you fight four attackers at once.

He is just, he knows so hard that this **** is true. No doubt in his mind.

One more time....


....and we're good.

Tranquil Suit
5/12/2011 3:06pm,
By the way, notice the Christian Karate (or whatever it's called) logo on the wall.

ermghoti
5/12/2011 3:29pm,
Expert Village is amazingly useless. Their posting rules include long and detailed requirements about your camera, but, oddly, nothing about actually knowing anything. There's a good one with a guy demonstrating how to professionally install frets on a guitar. He bangs them in with the side of a pair of Vice-Grips. Your one-stop-shopping destination for HD gibberish.

Smoke
5/12/2011 3:35pm,
By the way, notice the Christian Karate (or whatever it's called) logo on the wall.

Have you seen their other stuff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIbrnwrRz4Q&feature=relmfu

Tranquil Suit
5/12/2011 3:42pm,
Hmm, anyone seen their Sambo series? That guy looks familiar.

http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57461
For emphasis.

Ahem, I was trying to say that there are occasionally some good things on Expert Village (even though it's Expert Village). Not the other way around.

tao.jonez
5/12/2011 3:45pm,
God hates you all for not believing that what these Christian warriors upload.

(I would love to smite one of these dipshits though)

Permalost
5/12/2011 4:40pm,
Have you seen their other stuff?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIbrnwrRz4Q&feature=relmfu
I'm convinced that Christian martial arts are formed entirely by putting a bunch of martial arts uniforms and toys in a rec room and giving some authority to the oldest teenager.

CrackFox
5/12/2011 5:37pm,
Expert village is a content farm. They basically check out what terms people are searching, and then get videos made on that. They don't particularly care about the quality, they just want to be at the top of the page when you type anything into google.

Permalost
5/12/2011 5:44pm,
Expert village is a content farm. They basically check out what terms people are searching, and then get videos made on that.
Then how come there's not a collection of videos by Expert Village on how to be a sorority slut?

Syphilis
5/12/2011 5:51pm,
because sorority slut wannabe's don't actually use search engines on how to become them ?

They're born with cocks in their mouf

CrackFox
5/12/2011 5:59pm,
Then how come there's not a collection of videos by Expert Village on how to be a sorority slut?

Remember, they just want to get easy hits on google - the market for sorority slut videos is saturated, and their competitors would all use high levels of search engine optimization.

Disastorm
5/12/2011 6:46pm,
This might be a really dumb question but are you allowed to carry around swords in public (in the US)? I know there are concealed weapons licenses but if you don't conceal the sword would you be allowed to? I just quickly searched google and it looks like some of the results say it depends on the state, but some states don't seem to have laws against it.