Clad in what authorities described as a black 'ninja' outfit, Robert Carl Hopkins Jr, wielded a 25-inch machete in his attack on a man Sunday in a parking lot....
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Scene: South Coast Plaza, Orange County's huge shopping center. A man presumably walks to his car, and is attacked by, a ninjer with a 25" blade. He wasn't seriously hurt (!), and called police.

The as yet unidentified victim reported that the assailant ran toward the Regency South Coast Village movie theater.
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Police recovered the machete in the movie theater, and arrested Hopkins. He'll be arrained Tuesday.

I now open the floor to discussion.

Bullies? WTF!!!!

so... he just attacked a random man wielding a machete not even a cheap katana?
damm this ninjers are getting cheap

I didn't think anything was cheap in Orange County.

A machete? I thought all criminals in Orange County used AK-47's

What is it with the ninjas this month???

With so much fail going on i dont know why this jumped out at me

Orange County's most internationally acclaimed shopping center

dang! i used to hang out there!

What is it with the ninjas this month???

Just throwing it out there... could there be a connection between the growing ninja presence and the Bullshido drama? Or maybe people were wrong about the zombie apocalypse... if you get bitten by a ninja, do you become a ninja?

what if you get licked by a ninja, do you then start to taste like one? what do they taste like anyway?


answer m&m's candies.

Maybe that victim was actually a rival ninja clansmen, off duty.

Maybe that victim was actually a rival ninja clansmen, off duty.
thats just crazy talk, a true ninjer is never off duty, they sleep standing up with their eyes open ready to unleash a deadly wave of shuriken on anyone foolish enough to provoke them.

The victim was Lee van kleef. They finally caught up with him. He got old and slow.

I'm moving there in a couple of months. Good to know that Ninjers are the worst of what I might have to face at South Coast Plaza. Well, that, and the lifesize Boba Fett made of Legos that I saw while I was there.

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I think he was trying to prove that his Ninja skills worked on the streetz.

What is it with the ninjas this month???
Ninjas are like roaches.

You might be safe at home, but they are unavoidable if you travel around enough.

What is it with the ninjas this month???

For the most part it's same old same old on the ninja front. Though we are experiencing a decent size influx of "wanna-be's".