The dialog in that first video was awesome! Say goodnight bitch!

That was street-tastic! It'll surely be included in the pantheon of great streetfighting moments, alongside this gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja1_bgiBUS8

Holy ****, I just had a double streetgasm! "Say goodnight" definitely tops "That's right! What!" though.

I propose the term "tard sumo" to describe what's going on in this video.

OMG THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO EVER
YOU STOLE MY BONG!!!
Rich ass crackas can't fight for ****. those "niggys" need to work out a little bit more.

Whats amazing to me is that they are actually fighting over a BONG. They arent even real pot heads. Real pot heads wouldnt fight because that would take to much energy.

"duuuuuude, if I could get out of this chair, I would, like **** you up so bad you'd be like ... hey, that's a great song, someone turn up the volume. What?"

Do we have a description/pic of the bong in question? Also, it would suck for them if a potential employer saw that vid.

That was street-tastic! It'll surely be included in the pantheon of great streetfighting moments, alongside this gem:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja1_bgiBUS8

Holy ****, I just had a double streetgasm! "Say goodnight" definitely tops "That's right! What!" though.

Why are there so many fat teenagers these days. :angry7: That's the only real thing that registered with me about this vid.

Do we have a description/pic of the bong in question? Also, it would suck for them if a potential employer saw that vid.

I think it is a purple, dildo-shaped bong.

This thread needs more chicks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFAhtKVMVOs

YouTube - Rach ..V.. Claire (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYiWzCnoWF8)

Punching? I thought they were throwing invisible rocks at each others' heads.


It's called short-bus boxing.

Makes me wish I had it that easy in any of my fights. These guys would've been fucking fodder of the comic variety for people I know.

Evolution has failed us.

Correction. I think we failed evolution!

Did I just watch a gay high school sumo tard match? Not good.

The girls (and Russian A) are the only ones who didnt look off their meds.

Sumo tard. Sweet.

I seriously can't believe those kids are fighting like that. That has to be fake. Really, in my first fist fight I knocked the other kid out cold. I was like 8 years old. Every little kid fight I saw in person had better punches.

I thought that every man gets some basic punching instinct when he is born. Its certainly not the most efficient, but we should all have some basic idea of how to slam our fists into the other guys head.

I might as well contribute to the discussion of whether evolution failed us, or vice versa:

YouTube - Guy beats up Old Man (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPKZfQTxN8g)

YouTube - 60 yrs old men fighting over 16 yrs old gurl (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Av5apvHWzA)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-fFMAGZAYc

YouTube - Bathroom fight at da hill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYwQ3RO32qQ)

YouTube - Batman and Spider-Man in a Street Fight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=retFJxRiUEo)

LOL. I guess thru pussification we have devolved into 'windmill' as our default striking ability as a species. Sad.

When I'm 60 I want to fight some other old bastard for a 17 year old! Is that "Island stick fighting" style or what?

I love how the guy straightens his hat out a few times!!

I can watch no more.

The whole time I watched that video I was hearing Ray Knight acting as a cornerman.

"Gouge his eye, c'mon hook his skull!!"
"Chin to the chest!! Chin to the chest!!!"