Got this in my email a year or two back, and since we're getting close to that particular holiday I thought I'd put this gem up here for you to savour.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ei69bYwwCvc

Regards,
Lars

... and there's even a sort of sequel!

YouTube - Rare Exports: The Official Safety Instructions (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkyqODDF-LU)

Regards,
Lars

Pure, unadulterated awesome. I knew of the first one, but not the second one posted. Cheers.