I know none of you jerks have been showing up to the the awesome TBA tournaments in Iowa that happen in the summer, but here's another opportunity to attend a classy muaythai tournament this winter.

http://ringwarsomaha.com/main.htm

My last opponent I lost to by very unfortunate freak accident resulting in TKO will be attending so I'm going to do my best to try and make it to make up for this loss. I'm also hoping to bring with my fighter who I had competing in the TBA tournament during the summer, and a friend and Atlanta local favorite female fighter is also going to try and attend.

Believe it or not, the midwest is a bit of a hub for kick ass muaythai events, so if you live in the vicinity or are really just in the mood to kick some muaythai ass this winter I highly recommend signing up.

Really? No one? Sometimes it just drives me crazy how all you bastards are just a bunch of grappling turds. Surely there is at least one person looking to compete in muaythai within driving distance to Omaha!

Hell, I'm not in driving distance at all and I want to go! At the very least I know there are going to be some very good amateur fighters on this event (Quinton Obrien won the TBA tournament and had great technique), so it'd be worth it to come watch for fight fans nearby :)

don't call me a grappling turd, i'm blind, i can't help it anymore!

I'm not really big on grappling. I much prefer Muay Thai. Sadly I'm not very good yet, and 25 hours is a pretty hairy drive just to get my butt kicked.

Well it was worth a try, but I still don't forgive any of you grapplers for not being thaiboxers.

Well I would, except that 1. I'm not even vaguely close to within driving distance, 2. I'm fat, and 3. Someone might punch my face, which, as a knockdown karateka, is my one weakness. Aside from sucking.

On the plus side, at least I'm not a grappoh wait no, the submission wrestling and the judos. I guess I'm a grappler turd as well.