In martial arts, have you ever gotten the feeling you shouldn't have volunteered for something? Did someone tell you that volunteering to be uke would get you cool points and the shining light of the grand sensei?

Has this ever happened to you?

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That guy in the top left has some sick chi balls.

Even in The Matrix you can't dodge fireballs.

Worst heartburn EVER.

I knew all those private lessons with M.Bison would be worth it!!

Most important part karate:

Wear fruity bracelets. Drink soda during big demonstration. Everything else not big deal, even if on fire.

"man, what a bad time to learn that sensei's fire extinguishing karate chops were a hoax"

And I thought the whole belt whipping thing was silly

hadoooooouuuuken!!!

Proof positive -- some karate nerds really are flaming assholes...

"Ow, careful you asshole, you are chopping me in the solar plexus!"