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That Time a Real Ninja Carried out an Assassination on Live Television

As real as any “Ninja” in the modern era is–and don’t get us started on all the doughy suburban white dudes who cosplay as ninjas. On this day in  1960, 17 year old Otoya Yamaguchi assassinated the leader of the Japanese

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United Nations Recalls Staff Due to “Vampires”–No, Really

But in this case, it was the “Daywalkers” who were responsible for the actual death and destruction, and… tax evasion? Just kidding about that last one, Good luck with those IRS payments, Wesley. 1. Before we start, let’s get this out

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How to Spot a BS Argument #2: Ergo Decedo

If you don’t like this article, then GTFO. Just kidding, we need the ad revenue. But seriously, that’s how this fallacy works… or rather, doesn’t work. Because it’s a fallacy; it literally* doesn’t work… except as an argument by someone spewing

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If you Shared a Post by One of These Facebook Pages You’re Officially a Stooge

And not any of the three funny ones either… We were going to use the word “dumbass” in the title, but the Internet is filled with dumbasses and “stooge” more accurately describes that particular kind of dumbass whose lack of

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CDC: Obesity Increases Risk of 40% of Cancers

Roughly 40 percent of all cancers in the United States are connected with excess weight according to American health officials. 71% of Americans are either overweight or obese according to the CDC. The increased risk is related to 13 different

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Artist Creates Weapons out of Brand Logos

For when your acts of violence need corporate sponsorship… Art is entirely subjective, so we’re not going to comment on the artistic merit of a Nike swoosh turned into a shank. But we will comment on the effectiveness of these

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Why Stupidity is the Greatest Threat to Western Civilization

This is not going to be a popular opinion. This is going to hurt some feelings. Good. Imagine there’s an asteroid streaking across the galaxy straight for Earth. At first, it’s detected by long-range telescopes. An enthusiastic-if-poorly-bathed Astronomer wearing Crocs

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Belle Gibson, BS Nutrition Blogger Busted for Scamming Followers with Fake Brain Cancer

And it gets worse than that. Much Worse. It seems that the most reliable way to make a quick buck these days over social media is to find a niche populated by people with a lack of critical thinking skills,

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