Category: Health

Soy Sauce “Cleanse” Renders Woman Brain Dead

Yes, we did not go for the obvious joke that she was already brain dead to attempt this in the…

1 day ago

Antivaxxers Responsible for 30% Increase in Measles Cases

Merry Christmas you shitty parents. Shame on you. You gullible cognitive troglodytes. Sure, you might suffer some of the consequence…

6 days ago

Monkeys with Smaller Testicles Compensate by Screaming Louder

Filed under "Testosterone" and "Social Media": could this explain some of the comments on our Facebook page? From the article…

8 months ago

It’s Perfectly Legal to Kill Someone as Long as you Use This Specific Weapon

Legal in all fifty states, and nearly every country on Earth! Attention psychopaths and sociopaths: have you ever wondered what…

10 months ago

YouTube Star who Claimed Veganism Cured Cancer has Died of Cancer

Do not ask for whom the bell lols... Okay, that's totally insensitive, but come the crap on people, it's 2018—if…

10 months ago

Vaccine Deniers More Prone to Believe Other Conspiracy Theories

Sure, you're sitting there with a deliberately stupid look on your face as you read this. But then you uncross…

10 months ago

Anti-Vaxxers Make Death Threats to Judge Who Ordered Child Vaccinated

"If she can get away with this, the b----h has got to die. The b----h has got to die." Just…

1 year ago

The NHS says “NFW” to Surgeries for Smokers and Obese Patients

Obesity is a medically and scientifically complicated topic that is even further complicated by the public's lack of medical and…

1 year ago

CDC: Obesity Increases Risk of 40% of Cancers

Roughly 40 percent of all cancers in the United States are connected with excess weight according to American health officials.…

1 year ago