Categories: BS News

BS: Wrestler Fights off Mountain Lion

It’s a sad statement, that our culture is so desperate for acts of badassery, that we’ll believe just about anything put out in the media.

The only cougars this guy fought were the ones in line for free samples at Costco.

“Upon further investigation, his claim has been determined to be a hoax,” wrote KSBY News. “Officials with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife interviewed Olson on Monday and say he admitted the story was fabricated.

“KSBY News staffers attempted, but failed, to independently confirm his claims prior to the broadcast of this story. We sincerely apologize to our viewers and will work hard to make sure additional protocols are in place to make sure this kind of error does not happen again.”

The Douchebag of the Hour Himself

Via Fightland.

Comments are closed.

Recent Posts

How to Argue Like a Badass, Not a Dumbass

Everyone hates those "One Simple Trick...!" articles. But some things really are simple. If you want to lose weight, you…

2 weeks ago

This Article Proves I’m Right and You’re Wrong

After extensive research backed by longitudinal meta-analysis and careful cross-sectional population sampling, a team of academics and scientists have recently…

2 months ago

Bare-knuckle Boxing Returns to the United States

After 130 years, the state of Wyoming has decided to let boxers "knuckle up", under the old school, but arguably…

2 months ago

Old School Karate? Cobra Kai’s Fangs Examined

The 1984 movie The Karate Kid was a stereotypical coming-of-age story that was once embraced by a generation without question.…

2 months ago

American Top Team Instructor Willy Hardoy Arrested – “Lewd Behavior with Victim Between 12 and 16 Years Old” (Developing)

This story is developing and we will provide updates as they emerge. At 9:30 PM EST tonight, Victor Guillermo "Willy"…

3 months ago

Monkeys with Smaller Testicles Compensate by Screaming Louder

Filed under "Testosterone" and "Social Media": could this explain some of the comments on our Facebook page? From the article…

3 months ago