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BS: Wrestler Fights off Mountain Lion

It’s a sad statement, that our culture is so desperate for acts of badassery, that we’ll believe just about anything put out in the media.

The only cougars this guy fought were the ones in line for free samples at Costco.

“Upon further investigation, his claim has been determined to be a hoax,” wrote KSBY News. “Officials with the California Department of Fish and Wildlife interviewed Olson on Monday and say he admitted the story was fabricated.

“KSBY News staffers attempted, but failed, to independently confirm his claims prior to the broadcast of this story. We sincerely apologize to our viewers and will work hard to make sure additional protocols are in place to make sure this kind of error does not happen again.”

The Douchebag of the Hour Himself

Via Fightland.

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