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Hoax Paper on “The Conceptual Penis” Published in Prominent Social Science Journal

Bullshido tends to steer clear of Social Science issues. This is partly because our mission is focused on things that are simultaneously both indisputable bullshit and popularly believed, partly because many of the topics are so emotionally charged that there’s no

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Man Attempts to use Chi to Block Punches

And if “Chi” were the Chinese word for “Face”, he’d have been successful… That won’t stop us from sharing this, or laughing about it. Seriously, I guess we should give the guy props for putting his beliefs (and his face)

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Musk Fudging the Numbers on his Solar Roof

It should be noted that we’re huge fans of Elon Musk and his projects. But if you’re going to play loose with the facts to sell a product, even if that product has the potential of making the world a

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Buzz Aldrin Falcon Punched a Conspiracy Theorist

In case you forgot. And if you didn’t know about this legendary moment in BS fighting, pour yourself an IPA, tighten your manbun, and get ready for awesomeness. Buzz Aldrin is one of most prolific sources of badassery in American history:

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Caffiene Being Reviewed for Ban by Anti-Doping Agency

Athletes who like their morning cup of joe might be getting served a cup of GTFO under rules that add caffeine to a list of prohibited substances. The World Anti-Doping Agency, which fights the use of drugs in sports, has

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Steven Seagal Banned from Ukraine for Security Reasons

Ukraine’s security service has banned Steven Seagal from the country for a period of five years. The move comes after the direct-to-video actor and pants-soiler accepted Russian citizenship. Seagal has made a practice of keeping the company of tyrants and

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Alex Jones’ Legal Strategy: It’s All An Act

Conspiracy theorist and Super Saiyan, Alex Jones, is getting divorced. His wife–who we’ll call “Chi Chi” in both a half-assed attempt to protect her identity and run the Dragonball reference into the ground–seems to have gotten fed up with his

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5 Reasons Why Sharing a David Wolfe Meme Makes You an Asshole

Unless you have carefully curated your feeds and friends lists, your participation on Social Media has probably exposed you to more mental pathogens than you know. The blatantly idiotic, migraine-inducing stuff these days is fairly easy to spot and avoid.

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Fat Acceptance Makes People Fatter

Let’s suppose that the newest “thing” people are doing on this absurd planet is crashing their cars into brick walls. It’s viral, it’s a meme, whatever. Who cares if they get hurt? It’s their car, it’s their business. Live and let live…

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