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Alex Jones’ Legal Strategy: It’s All An Act
Conspiracy theorist and Super Saiyan, Alex Jones, is getting divorced. His wife–who we’ll call “Chi Chi” in both a half-assed attempt to protect her identity and run the Dragonball reference into the ground–seems to have gotten fed up with his
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5 Reasons Why Sharing a David Wolfe Meme Makes You an Asshole
Unless you have carefully curated your feeds and friends lists, your participation on Social Media has probably exposed you to more mental pathogens than you know. The blatantly idiotic, migraine-inducing stuff these days is fairly easy to spot and avoid.
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Fat Acceptance Makes People Fatter
Let’s suppose that the newest “thing” people are doing on this absurd planet is crashing their cars into brick walls. It’s viral, it’s a meme, whatever. Who cares if they get hurt? It’s their car, it’s their business. Live and let live…
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Belief in Demons is Harmful to Mental Health
With everything going on in the world today —war, terrorism, financial instability, Cheetos— why do people still bother worrying about made up boogeymen? People who believe in demons or evil spirits are less likely to be in good mental health
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Everything that Went Wrong With Weidman v Mousasi at UFC 210
The co-main event of UFC 210 featured a bout between the two most memetic middleweights on the roster- “The” Chris “The All American” Weidman versus Gegard “Moose-sassy” “Musashi” Mousasi. Weidman used the forward pressure and well-timed takedowns he’s known for
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Brazilian Jiu Jitsu On Medication
Starting Jiu Jitsu on medication? I’m on statins, blood thinner, and blood pressure medication. Been on them after my heart attack some years back. They’re also responsible for me not being on the mats the past two years. I burned
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Who Promoted Convicted Sex Criminal Paul Saucido to Black Belt?
The black belt is a symbol of mastery. Should it be a symbol of character too? In 2009, at a party, Paul Saucido sexually assaulted a woman who was passed out in a bathroom. He then followed her home and
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