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That Time a Real Ninja Carried out an Assassination on Live Television

As real as any “Ninja” in the modern era is–and don’t get us started on all the doughy suburban white

United Nations Recalls Staff Due to “Vampires”–No, Really

But in this case, it was the “Daywalkers” who were responsible for the actual death and destruction, and… tax evasion?

How to Spot a BS Argument #2: Ergo Decedo

If you don’t like this article, then GTFO. Just kidding, we need the ad revenue. But seriously, that’s how this

If you Shared a Post by One of These Facebook Pages You’re Officially a Stooge

And not any of the three funny ones either… We were going to use the word “dumbass” in the title,

CDC: Obesity Increases Risk of 40% of Cancers

Roughly 40 percent of all cancers in the United States are connected with excess weight according to American health officials.

Artist Creates Weapons out of Brand Logos

For when your acts of violence need corporate sponsorship… Art is entirely subjective, so we’re not going to comment on

Why Stupidity is the Greatest Threat to Western Civilization

This is not going to be a popular opinion. This is going to hurt some feelings. Good. Imagine there’s an

Belle Gibson, BS Nutrition Blogger Busted for Scamming Followers with Fake Brain Cancer

And it gets worse than that. Much Worse. It seems that the most reliable way to make a quick buck

EU Scientists Blast Homeopathy and Alternative Medicine

“There cannot be two kinds of medicine—conventional and alternative. There is only medicine that has been adequately tested and medicine

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